By broken - 02/09/2009 09:45 - Australia

Today, my mum hit me with her car as she was backing out of the driveway, hitting my leg, and crushing my bike. For the third time this year. FML
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kendalle_fml 0

umm MOVE? why are you standing behind a car when it is backing out over and over?

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timtam24 0

your mum can't drive and you have the reflexes of a rock

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Leafhead 0

Where the **** is plexico's comment? :( i enjoy it more then the FML most of the time..

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AshleyRose784 0

wow, maybe mum shouldn't be driving period. hope you heal quickly.

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youEQUALtosser 0

YDI. After the first time, you should've known to stay away when she was behind the wheel.

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skyeyez9 24

Either she is trying to kill you, or she has crappy situational awareness; which is where I assume you inherited yours lack of awareness. since you don't realize a car is backing towards you.

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II_OJs_glove_II 0

by now you should know to MOVE when your mom is in reverse!

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staceybby 0

Surely by at least the second time you could have worked out NOT to stand behind her car while she's reversing?

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NaziZombie 0

Maybe the car is just attracted to stupidity

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erinoty 0

Maybe you should stop parking you and your bike right behind the ******* car. I dunno. Crazy idea. xP

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