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By dammit - 01/02/2012 08:22 - United States

Today, my nap was cut short by three bricks flying through my window. FML

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By Michael - 25/10/2011 15:00 - Australia

Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML

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By EllieJ - 23/03/2011 15:22

Today, I opened a cupboard and a brick fell on my head. The same brick my mum put up there to "keep it out of the way". FML

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By Elliot - 22/07/2010 15:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I lifted up my blinds, only for them to detach from the wall, hit me on the head, knock a pile of paper over, spill a can of Pepsi, leave plaster all over the floor and a gaping hole in the wall above my window. FML

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By 1ndustrytx - 04/09/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML

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You deserved it 2 227

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By Ringo McDingo - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML

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By anonymous - 12/10/2010 03:06 - France

Today, I woke up to a broken window and 3 guys sitting in my living room watching TV. FML

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By Kaz - 07/05/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, while trying to prove how easy it would be for a burglar to break in, my drunk dad threw a brick at my window. Luckily, he missed. It hit the wall and bounced off. Unluckily, it bounced off, landed on my wife’s car, broke the windscreen, slid off, and put a long scratch down the bonnet. FML

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By nuerrotticc - 06/01/2011 08:58

Today, I had a panic attack at 2 a.m. because someone decided to throw a snowball at my window. FML

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You deserved it 6 717

By Vero - 17/05/2012 15:02 - Austria - Timelkam

Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML

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DocBastard 38

Wednesday 1 February 2012 16:02

Take the bricks and throw them back. ******* vandals will get a lump on the head and a valuable lesson about who NOT TO **** WITH.

deebaybeee19 6

Wednesday 1 February 2012 16:04

hey, they're reusable. stop bitching and enjoy your gifts.

Comments

smarie98 1

Wednesday 1 February 2012 22:12

As George of the jungle would say, watch out for that briiiickkk!

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 1 February 2012 22:53

Well, no lie, someone here in NY had their nap cut short by a BMW X3...

InUrArea 4

Thursday 2 February 2012 0:56

Who did you piss off

thatshot808 6

Thursday 2 February 2012 2:20

Are you the same guy who had a brick thrown into your back door window by incest children?

redneckguy429 1

Thursday 2 February 2012 3:45

where do you live???

ohitsdaniella 7

Thursday 2 February 2012 4:31

The fuuuuuuck!

JeterArmy 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 6:13

When life throws you bricks....throw them back

hateevryone 14

Thursday 2 February 2012 6:26

What the hell? Did you do anything to anybody?

firewilson 1

Thursday 2 February 2012 7:55

i didn''t know bricks could fly. next time sleep with a camera. i would like to see what kind of wings bricks have.

Coffeebang 17

Thursday 2 February 2012 11:13

Find out who did it & throw them back at their window

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