By Why Me - 20/10/2014 03:00 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my neighbor finally decided that when she walks her dog, she should pick up his poop. She also decided to leave the poop-filled bags in my driveway. I confronted her about this and she claimed it's never happened. I've watched her multiple times from my front window. FML
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feven 32

Record her and show her the recording

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macros 12

Put it on her front porch and light it on fire.

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orbit 22

Or every time more shows up, just throw it on her roof.

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minesbiggerr 25

Record then show it to the cops OP or better yet get the cops in your house then make them watch her do it

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incoherentrmblr 21

Put on a pair of gloves, and put it back on her property. If it gets worse, you can either call the cops or just start sh*tting on her lawn like Me, Myself, and Irene...

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Meettitan 14

Just ******* go outside next time you're watching her do it.

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sayyestothedress 24

OP, you should put a video surveillance and show it to the police

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lexiieeex3 32

Or just next time she does it go outside and call her out on it...

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JMichael 25

I'd say if it keeps up turn her into the authorities.

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King_Nero 15

There's really nothing the police can do about something like this because it's not vandalism. Op just needs to deal with the asshole neighbor on their own.

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cakefete2 30

There are times that you need to reach out and touch somebody... With a fist to the face. This might be one of them.

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DrHothead 15

Trespassing and littering on private property id say it's close

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Mightytall 35

Yes, yes there is something they can do. Most city ordinances provide hefty fines for littering and police may take some interest.

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Stuffaluffagus 25

Actually in most places you get fined for leaving your dogs shit. I know you do here

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feven 32

Record her and show her the recording

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cakefete2 30

Save a copy of different occasions for the cops too.

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DrHothead 15

That would've been my first reaction!!!

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Ihavegas 22

I would also like to view it on YouTube

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ClassyCataclasis 4

Don't even bother showing her, just record it and go straight to whatever authorites handle this type of thing.

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LennyComa 39

Video Cam it and then straight to the relevant agency for dog fouling in your area

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HappyItalian 38

Start filming it as proof and then show it to her. See what she says then.

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macros 12

Put it on her front porch and light it on fire.

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Zebediabolical 39

Put it on her front porch and light HER on fire!

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KK3137 31

Aaalrighty, slow down there, Doppelganger sexer... Besides, if OP set neighbour bitch on fire then neighbour bitch wouldn't get to revel in the stench of her wrongdoings.

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PresidentNorth 16

Sure she would. It won't last as long as we'd like but she'll be reveling.

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BrotherPhil 35

Have a pal put another one at the back door, and set it on fire ( and knock loudly) just after the first one.

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adzz90 16

why don't you record her doing this as proof and then confront her

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Smiley_70 22

Pick up said bags and leave in her doorstep. That is after filming her leaving said bags on your drive way. If she asks - explain you are returning her dogs brownies

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