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By James - 18/12/2012 02:28 - United States

Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML

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Today, at my four-year-old daughter's insistence, I looked for - and found - a radio station that plays "Santa music" all year round. She's ecstatic and I can't turn it off without upsetting her. FML

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By Annonymous - 17/12/2010 02:28

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

Tuesday 18 December 2012 9:12

Revenge. Loudly play gangnum style. That might eventually stop them

zingline89 18

Tuesday 18 December 2012 9:13

Simple Solution: Blast Gangnam Style back at your neighbors 24/7. They'll lose their Christmas spirit in a hurry. Edit: Damn you 4 and your wizardry

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GrangerGal9089 6

Tuesday 18 December 2012 9:22

Well, Christmas is coming quite soon anyway so ride it out for the next week. Make yourself a hot cocoa, kick back, and enjoy some loud Christmas tunes courtesy of next door. :)

CMC_LOVES_MGM 19

Tuesday 18 December 2012 9:24

Politely chat with your neighbor about turning down the volume.If that neighbor refuses play your own music or call the police again and hope a different operator answers or patrol officer comes by and see what can be done about it. Best of Luck OP

LaLince 40

Tuesday 18 December 2012 14:33

Very good solution! Chatting is the best way to solve problems!

outoftown 26

Wednesday 19 December 2012 4:27

Yes, chat first. But that doesn't work and the police won't enforce the law, call the mayor and your local government representative. Your taxes are paying their salaries. They work for you.

brackaman 18

Tuesday 18 December 2012 9:24

I wonder if you egged their house in october then told them to get in the halloween spirit if they'd have been as nonchalant?

ilikebikes7 3

Tuesday 18 December 2012 9:26

Just install a bigger one.

Sir_ND_Pity 35

Tuesday 18 December 2012 9:28

Sounds like a good excuse to upgrade your stereo, OP ;] Edit: #15 beat me to it

pradip 26

Tuesday 18 December 2012 9:41

Instill loud speakers and play funeral music, also make some kids to cry and scream at the microphone. Say it's funeral anniversary of your old pet.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Tuesday 18 December 2012 9:49

Mr Grinch.

lambda_fml 40

Tuesday 18 December 2012 10:05

7 more days to go! Ho Ho Ho!

IsThatAHorse 5

Tuesday 18 December 2012 10:18

Play some Death Metal music 4 decibals higher. Maybe that will hint them that music all day round can be annoying

ballpython 15

Tuesday 18 December 2012 11:16

Install an equally loud system and play Wham - Last X-mas on repeat until he shuts off his music. You could toss in Paul McCartney's Wonderful Christmas time every so often to mix things up a bit.