Miscellaneous: Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays...

By James - 18/12/2012 02:28 - United States

Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML

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Today, I called the cops on my elderly neighbor for blaring loud war music yet again. They chatted and laughed with him on his lawn for a good half hour. As they left, he slapped the female officer's ass, only for her to just giggle about it. After they drove off, he fired up his music again. FML

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By boom boom boom - 06/06/2022 01:00 - United States

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By Me - 26/11/2011 23:10 - United States

Today, my neighbors coated their house in flashing Christmas lights and blared out "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" all day long. Only 29 days left until Christmas. FML

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By 404 justice not found - 21/04/2016 19:15 - United States - Whitehall

Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML

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By unhappyelf - 14/11/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, my boss insisted that we get in the holiday mood by putting up lights, playing Christmas music, and wearing bells on our uniforms. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I can't even have a tinkle without full-blown jingling. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2013 19:08 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML

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By fuck your music - 16/07/2019 07:30 - United States

Today, I finally got tired of my neighbors constantly blaring their obnoxious rap music all hours of the day and night. Trying to be funny, I put Baby Shark on a loop and turned my speakers all the way up. They called the cops on me. FML

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By christmaswillneverend - 02/01/2013 00:18 - United States - Red Lion

Today, at my four-year-old daughter's insistence, I looked for - and found - a radio station that plays "Santa music" all year round. She's ecstatic and I can't turn it off without upsetting her. FML

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By Annonymous - 17/12/2010 02:28

Today, my neighbors put up their Christmas lights. They blink red and green on and off. Ever since they put them up, my dog hasn't stopped barking. It's 2:00AM. FML

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Relaxing chimes

By Anonymous - 07/12/2021 02:01 - United States

Today, my new neighbor just put up really loud wind chimes. I just got a ton of letters under my door, stating if I don't take them down, they're going to file a noise complaint with the building management. She owns her condo, I don't. FML

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

Tuesday 18 December 2012 9:12

Revenge. Loudly play gangnum style. That might eventually stop them

zingline89 18

Tuesday 18 December 2012 9:13

Simple Solution: Blast Gangnam Style back at your neighbors 24/7. They'll lose their Christmas spirit in a hurry. Edit: Damn you 4 and your wizardry

Comments

Epikouros 31

Tuesday 18 December 2012 11:31

Get in the holiday spirit by christening the radio with eggnog.

Gradask 10

Tuesday 18 December 2012 11:32

Playing christmas music 24/7 is seen as torture , So sue them.

superalubba 13

Tuesday 18 December 2012 11:54

Well, isn't it the most wonderful time of the year!

mbuck87 19

Tuesday 18 December 2012 12:07

Feel your pain OP. I ******* hate Christmas music

LightsxOut 10

Tuesday 18 December 2012 12:52

Ebenezer Scrooge much? Bah humbug!

mesaysso 5

Tuesday 18 December 2012 13:14

You know the police are not there for you to whinge at, did you try asking them to turn it down - failing that YDI for being SCROOGE!

DanielleinDC 33

Tuesday 18 December 2012 17:07

If the neighbors refuse to cooperate, calling the police to register a noise complaint is perfectly legitimate. If teens in a house on the block are having a loud party, it's perfectly acceptable to call the police, who will tell them to keep the noise down.

LolPieRofl 11

Tuesday 18 December 2012 14:04

It wouldve been more hilarious if OP was jewish

LaLince 40

Tuesday 18 December 2012 14:26

I would play the first CD of Grinderman during the whole day. Very loud.

lilpsyco 16

Tuesday 18 December 2012 14:49

Agreed No wonder there's so many suicides this time of year.

ktwynn 6

Tuesday 18 December 2012 15:06

Blast Hanukkah music as loud as you can! That'll stop 'em.

Dracoboxer357 35

Tuesday 18 December 2012 15:27

53- Or encourage them, as, if they didn't use it to offend Op before, they certainly may after that. :) Let's it hear for escalation, because that'll fix everything! ;)