By pianoplayer - 22/05/2013 01:57 - Canada - Mackenzie

Today, my neighbors called the police and said that they saw, through the window, a suspicious person in my house doing something to my piano. The "suspicious person" was me, in my own house, playing my own piano. FML
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flockz 19

"yes 911. my neighbor is fingering some minors in his living room."

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Anti666 17

Your neighbors are retarded.

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anmolm97 12

If you want a positive prospective " they care about u, they just dont know how u look".

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strawberrywine22 30

YDI...everybody knows only criminals play the piano!

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RedPillSucks 31

I imagine he was being sarcastic.

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strawberrywine22 30

Do you play terribly? Maybe this was your neighbor's subtle way of saying "NEIGHBOR. WAT R U DOIN. NEIGHBOR. STAHP!"

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zandalee 19

Were you playing the piano with your willie again OP? If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times; close the bloody curtains first! ;)

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Danielle7994 18

Lots of people do. It's not an instrument people play that's unheard of.

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Danielle7994 18

Lmao 64, so true. That did go over my head :P

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larsak 3

#funfact my name is Larsa!!!!!!

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Danielle7994 18

Oh God 34...Why the hell did you feel compelled to say yolo?

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flockz 19

it seems that it is trying to have an intelligent conversation with me.

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cherylface 13

That fact was not nearly as fun as advertised.

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SaxophoneHero 12

39 Together we should sue him/her for false advertising! I will pay for the lawyer, with all the money I saved up since I was twelve, and you can bribe the judge. Deal?

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Jharrist89 12

You have some pretty lame neighbors..

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Welshite 39

Nah, this FML was obviously used as a story to pick up girls. I mean, who wouldn't fall for the guy dressed as Liszt, manically playing piano, and making lewd faces at his neighbors? On a more pressing matter: why did you find it necessary to include five question marks? I mean, really?????

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Bcfrmkc816 17

You should call on them for being a peeping Tom. Or they may have been casing the house to see if anyone was home so they could break in

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Bcfrmkc816 17

Call on them for snooping around your house and looking in. They might have been looking to see if anyone was home so they could break in

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