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By pianoplayer - 22/05/2013 01:57 - Canada - Mackenzie

Today, my neighbors called the police and said that they saw, through the window, a suspicious person in my house doing something to my piano. The "suspicious person" was me, in my own house, playing my own piano. FML

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By CAchickadee - 29/05/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML

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By I'm Not Dead Yet - 09/06/2014 19:37 - United States - Tucson

Today, I put my headphones on and laid down to relax to some music. I fell asleep, and woke up later to a police officer busting into my house. My neighbor had been knocking on my door, then looked through my window and saw me on my couch, and was convinced I'd died. FML

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Crime scene

By xTRYSOFTx - 07/03/2020 03:00 - United States

Today, I called the police because I thought a burglar had broken into our house. I found out the strange noise was just my dog fucking about, so I smashed a small window and kicked down a door so I wouldn't be embarrassed. FML

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No more yodelling

By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 00:00

Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 23:12 - Canada

Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked through the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2016 00:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while I was cleaning, listening to music and sometimes singing along, I heard a knock on my front door. I turned off the music and opened the door to the police, who stated they had to investigate reports of "repeated female screams" coming from my apartment. I'm a 23 year old man. FML

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Wild night

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Norway

Today, I woke up with a hangover. I had a party last night. Besides a stolen TV, someone seemingly decided to take a dump in my piano. FML

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By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake

Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2011 11:20 - United States

Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML

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Play 4′33″ by John Cage

By NonPianoMan - 26/08/2021 16:01

Today, after I'd told this girl I’m seeing that I play piano to impress her, it turns out her father is a pianist and has a grand piano in their house. Tonight, I’m supposed to go to her place to play her my "favorite piece." FML

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flockz 19

Wednesday 22 May 2013 9:05

"yes 911. my neighbor is fingering some minors in his living room."

Anti666 17

Wednesday 22 May 2013 9:05

Your neighbors are retarded.

Comments

LyraAlluse 25

Wednesday 22 May 2013 15:39

Sounds like a nosey and crankey neighbor; the worst combination possible.

interesting33 36

Wednesday 22 May 2013 15:55

On the bright side - they got your back Jack!! Unless this is like the boy who cried wolf and they will now be too scared to call the police if they see something suspicious in case it is wrong.

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 22 May 2013 16:19

You pervert! What did that piano ever do to you?

iSpasticFantasti 14

Wednesday 22 May 2013 17:18

Should've gone to Specsavers.

Maren61 10

Wednesday 22 May 2013 20:50

Wtf?!?

dakatabg 31

Wednesday 22 May 2013 22:40

Bad neighbors

hryffff 11

Thursday 23 May 2013 0:33

Really.

GRgoldfish 19

Thursday 23 May 2013 1:26

shut your blinds dumbass.

camolovr12345 5

Thursday 23 May 2013 2:12

Ur neighbors are so wierd I would hate to have them be my neighbors so yea F ur life

SaxophoneHero 12

Thursday 23 May 2013 3:06

Wow, thanks for your input. That clever comment made my day. No, it made my life! I am forever grateful to you for bestowing me with your intellect. I hope to see more great things from you in the future.