Animals: Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

By negin - 22/03/2011 07:23

Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

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You deserved it 6 748

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2019 16:15

Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML

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By welcome to the neighborhood - 28/04/2016 23:35 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML

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By lanbon182 - 10/04/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

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By the_music_major - 19/10/2010 01:09 - United States

Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML

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By Rizmo - 25/09/2016 07:11 - United States - Cedar City

Today, I found out that the loud noise outside my bedroom a few weeks ago was neighborhood kids throwing eggs at my window, landing on the AC. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2011 15:08 - United States

Today, I thought I might need some anger-management classes, after I punched a hole in a kitchen cabinet when my dog wouldn't stop yapping every time the rooster my neighbors just got made a noise. FML

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By MyEarsHurt - 16/09/2012 23:01 - United States - Stockton

Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML

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By anon - 20/07/2011 07:55 - Canada

Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML

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Isn't that illegal?

By Ryan Engle - 29/07/2021 02:01

Today, my neighbor, who has 4 video cameras pointed at the front of my house, got a drone that’s now hovering over my backyard. FML

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You deserved it 77

By Anonymous - 24/11/2011 10:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

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You deserved it 4 240

mendozaale 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 11:43

well when life gives u rooster u make fried chicken

FMLephant 2

Tuesday 22 March 2011 11:48

Leave your neighbor's **** alone!

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Mad_Chef13 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 12:06

****-a doodle-doo

amarie366 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 0:23

looks like someone likes ****

Sexysportsbabe4 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 12:07

Haha ***** 4 u

valri3 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 12:10

If it gets to annoying, then you can always bake/fry/grill the darn thing.

Shyke 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 18:06

Actually.. if OP died that then their neighbor could press charges... so I wouldn't give that advice.

bluefairy_fml 24

Tuesday 22 March 2011 12:11

Big deal! The solution is simple: earplugs.

Katie_the_Great 6

Tuesday 22 March 2011 12:14

it's not that bad, I'm sure you are just overreacting

LiveLaughLaugh 9

Wednesday 23 March 2011 2:58

I agree... it would only really be bad if they sleep with the windows open, or the rooster has a megaphone...

nohugs4u 8

Tuesday 22 March 2011 12:23

It really isn't that bad..

Happygofucky 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 12:25

I thought my cats were bad getting me up at all hours, wanting food and cuddles.. A ******* rooster? FYL indeed.

CaliforniaCheese 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:26

Hahaha, I can't decide why this is the funniest quote for this FML but IMO it is!

amber609 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 12:30

....cool? haha that sucks....;)

A7X_LoVeee 10

Tuesday 22 March 2011 12:30

Hey look on the bright side.. now you won't have any trouble getting up for work/school!

mikolyshka 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:22

not unless the rooster is time-challenged. my neighbor's rooster crows at times like 3am.

Shyke 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 18:08

Uhhmmm... you know that roosters don't only crow at dawn, right?

awesomeamandas 37

Tuesday 20 September 2016 13:03

roosters crow at all hours of the day. it's only on tv that they crow at the brink of dawn.

1234USMC 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 12:35

what's the matter dog. can't you learn to appreciate the smell of **** in the morning.

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Same thing different taste

SHUT UP

Meat is murder

Isn't that illegal?

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