Animals: Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

By negin - 22/03/2011 07:23

Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

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You deserved it 6 748

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2019 16:15

Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML

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By welcome to the neighborhood - 28/04/2016 23:35 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML

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By lanbon182 - 10/04/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

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By the_music_major - 19/10/2010 01:09 - United States

Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML

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By Rizmo - 25/09/2016 07:11 - United States - Cedar City

Today, I found out that the loud noise outside my bedroom a few weeks ago was neighborhood kids throwing eggs at my window, landing on the AC. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2011 15:08 - United States

Today, I thought I might need some anger-management classes, after I punched a hole in a kitchen cabinet when my dog wouldn't stop yapping every time the rooster my neighbors just got made a noise. FML

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You deserved it 28 541

By MyEarsHurt - 16/09/2012 23:01 - United States - Stockton

Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML

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You deserved it 2 082

By anon - 20/07/2011 07:55 - Canada

Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML

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Isn't that illegal?

By Ryan Engle - 29/07/2021 02:01

Today, my neighbor, who has 4 video cameras pointed at the front of my house, got a drone that’s now hovering over my backyard. FML

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You deserved it 77

By Anonymous - 24/11/2011 10:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

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You deserved it 4 240

mendozaale 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 11:43

well when life gives u rooster u make fried chicken

FMLephant 2

Tuesday 22 March 2011 11:48

Leave your neighbor's **** alone!

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Infernari 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 23:19

Sneak over and abduct the rooster in the middle of the night. Invite neighbors over for roast chicken dinner the next day. problem solved.

smurfman44265034 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 23:25

I have one there not bad

randomreader2315 4

Tuesday 22 March 2011 23:27

today shall be the day that YOU get a brand new pellet gun ^_^

xnrdyAWSMx 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 0:34

Perhaps the shortest FML story... Perhaps the most unfortunate.

Violacatt 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 0:38

Look at the bright side- now if your alarm clock breaks, you won't need to buy a new one. LOL.

rockinroyalty 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 0:41

man up pansy. all my neighbors have a ****** rooster.

angelm620 2

Wednesday 23 March 2011 0:43

is your neighbor Mexican?

izawzom 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 1:06

that's awesome!

drdna 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 1:10

2 words for you .....pellet gun

rowanzora 3

Wednesday 23 March 2011 1:13

I lol'd.

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Same thing different taste

SHUT UP

Meat is murder

Isn't that illegal?

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