Animals: Today, my neighbors put up their Christmas lights. They blink... - FML

By Annonymous - 17/12/2010 02:28

Today, my neighbors put up their Christmas lights. They blink red and green on and off. Ever since they put them up, my dog hasn't stopped barking. It's 2:00AM. FML

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schwancy 2

Friday 17 December 2010 9:29

Noo that's too easy. It's better to just complain to random people on the Internet.

Accept 11

Friday 17 December 2010 9:20

Maybe you should ask your neighbor to turn them off?

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Evii_fml 5

Sunday 2 January 2011 6:27

Just put some curtains up on the window so the dog won't see the blinking lights! XP

PrincessElle 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 4:33

I LOL'ed so much at the illustration. It's a super perfect match for this FML. I liked how the paper looked like it turned evil when the woman covered the window with it causing more chaos for the dog. :) ***** 5/5!

cookiesandmilk33 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 2:13

I say you should just ask Santa for earplugs.

bubo_fml 10

Thursday 10 March 2011 1:24

Retaliate by hanging up a pulsating Star of David strobe light & blast a house remix of "Hava Nagila" through your home stereo...At 2:01 am!

CheckYourPockes 4

Tuesday 15 November 2011 6:42

do what you do in the picture

mariebiscut1242 11

Sunday 27 November 2011 13:53

Put up curtains or something to block out the light

gman90210 18

Sunday 8 January 2012 0:37

Its your fault for not being able to control your own dog

swag_unicorn 4

Thursday 16 August 2012 3:16

but u didnt post it at 2am?

natsaysheyyy 16

Sunday 19 August 2012 20:08

Train your dog better...

Kennuckle_fml 6

Tuesday 30 October 2012 16:45

Just correct your dog.

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