Animals: Today, my neighbors put up their Christmas lights. They blink...

By Annonymous - 17/12/2010 02:28

Today, my neighbors put up their Christmas lights. They blink red and green on and off. Ever since they put them up, my dog hasn't stopped barking. It's 2:00AM. FML

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schwancy 2

Friday 17 December 2010 9:29

Noo that's too easy. It's better to just complain to random people on the Internet.

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Friday 17 December 2010 9:20

Maybe you should ask your neighbor to turn them off?

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MidnightMusic53 37

Thursday 8 November 2012 2:33

Maybe you should control your stupid dog? There's this thing called a shock collar..

bobbyjoe353 10

Tuesday 19 March 2013 20:58

Then why did u submit this at 9 pm?

nachosbabygurl 9

Thursday 19 December 2013 4:45

get rid of the dog

Awesomeironman2 15

Sunday 20 March 2016 23:57

Gru voice: "Dey don't bark if they're dead."

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