Animals: Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around... - FML

By Doggy... - 10/11/2011 05:56 - Australia

Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2009 21:53 - United States

Today, I had to chase my dog all the way down the street, watching in horror as she proudly showed all of my neighbors my bra. FML

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By day001313 - 07/04/2012 04:32 - United States - Albany

Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

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By ScoozieBooze - 20/12/2012 18:17 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML

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These must be yours

By Anonymous - 14/09/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Today, I was doing laundry when my downstairs neighbour knocked on my door and handed me some knickers. Apparently, it had flown off the clothesline and landed on his head while he was sweeping outside. FML

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Bad dog!

By A…… - 23/05/2015 03:25 - United States - Warner Robins

Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML

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By Maude - 20/11/2020 05:03 - Canada - Beauharnois

Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML

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By embarrassed - 19/12/2014 19:24 - United States

Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML

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By ShylaMarie - 14/02/2012 22:29 - Canada

Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML

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By Tom - 10/03/2011 11:09

Today, after setting up surveillance in my front yard to see whose dog keeps crapping on my lawn, I finally caught the culprit on film. It was my heroin addict neighbour. FML

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Pick it up

By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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harviss12 8

Thursday 10 November 2011 12:00

What were u wearing then...

EwanSmith 2

Thursday 10 November 2011 12:06

lawngerie...

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sarafuckyoum 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 13:34

They ain't clean anymore just wash the rest of them

zombicidal 11

Thursday 10 November 2011 13:40

at least he's not an aspiring fashion designer and makeing them crotchless

davymac718 4

Thursday 10 November 2011 13:54

FREEBALL IT!

Jewdazking23 5

Thursday 10 November 2011 13:54

At what point did you realize you had lost your dignity? P.S. I spelled dignity wrong

starwind3438 9

Thursday 10 November 2011 13:56

Do some lawndry.

florido_fml 10

Thursday 10 November 2011 14:18

Maybe if you bought more underwear you didn't have to chase your dog down like an idiot.

you_freak 7

Thursday 10 November 2011 14:25

Thanks for that

NomOnShroomz 14

Thursday 10 November 2011 14:48

You're welcome?

swweets 4

Thursday 10 November 2011 14:31

good doggy.

emilymac420 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 14:34

Just wear your girlfriends thong. ;D

CryMoreFMLs 14

Thursday 10 November 2011 14:57

The OP is a girl, 40....

perdix 29

Thursday 10 November 2011 14:39

Your neighbors would have enjoyed it even more if they knew you were chasing the dog while wearing filthy drawers. You should tell them this -- perhaps you could put a sign on your lawn.

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