Work: Today, my new coworker asked if I knew her daughter. I responded...

By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 20:35 - United States

Today, my new coworker asked if I knew her daughter. I responded yes and asked how her pregnancy was going. She didn't know her daughter was pregnant. FML

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By BobbyMalone - 17/01/2009 14:11 - Canada

Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML

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By Steve.mc - 01/05/2011 07:03 - Canada

Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML

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By nick - 24/07/2012 00:52 - United States - Palm Desert

Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2015 21:08 - United States - Woodridge

Today, a woman at the retirement home I work at told me she was new and asked me a few questions. I asked her when she moved in. She was a new coworker, not a new resident. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 05:12 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, working as a waitress, I was asked by a customer, yet again, how my baby was doing. I don't have a baby, but I do look very similar to my 25-year-old coworker, who's a new mom. People confuse us all the time. Unfortunately, my crush, who was standing nearby, doesn't know that. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2020 02:00

Today, I announced my pregnancy to my boss. I was expecting all sorts of reactions, except, "But... Erm... How did that happen?" FML

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By fistpumpin4life - 10/10/2010 00:51 - France

Today, at work, I asked a lady how she was doing. When she replied, I didn't understand her, and instead of asking her what she'd said, I just replied with, "Oh, that's good." What she'd said that I didn't understand was that her husband had just died. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2015 03:16 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML

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By Frustation - 30/07/2012 13:00 - United States

Today, I started my new job, and was introduced to my colleague. She seemed old and quite experienced, so I thought she was going to teach me. I was wrong. It turns out I'm a replacement for her daughter, who used to secretly do all of her work for her because she has no idea how to do it herself. FML

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Bluemonster3 26

Friday 7 October 2011 1:09

She does now

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Friday 7 October 2011 1:08

Well, babies are cool :D

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alicksfairclough 6

Friday 7 October 2011 9:23

Ohhhh dear!

kareltje 17

Friday 7 October 2011 9:37

Aaaaaaawwwww(kward!). Would like to see this made into a video ! LOL

phatdaddy62 23

Friday 7 October 2011 10:05

And this F's your life how?

Amezy 9

Friday 7 October 2011 11:56

Awkward

Cowboys4lyfe 0

Friday 7 October 2011 14:36

The daughter is going to make an fml based off what u did lol. But it's not your fault. U didn't know that her mom didn't know

Cowboys4lyfe 0

Friday 7 October 2011 14:38

What does OP mean?

Lolzords 11

Friday 7 October 2011 15:04

original poster

StarFishSteven 5

Friday 7 October 2011 15:23

Shut the **** up.

mmwmeg1990 0

Friday 7 October 2011 15:58

Lmao. That sucks. But I guess it teaches you to stay out of other peoples business ;)

alpacamybooks 11

Friday 7 October 2011 17:50

OP was being polite and wanted to know how the girl was doing. There's nothing wrong with that.

dwilhelm 7

Friday 7 October 2011 18:37

Awwwkward.

ldontknow 0

Friday 7 October 2011 19:10

Sooner or later they'll know anyway, it's inevitable.

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