Love: Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment....

By crazyattracts - 31/07/2016 05:53 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML

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By Nogood - 10/03/2013 09:09 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML

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By athlete47 - 03/08/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML

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By Fmylife.25 - 03/09/2010 19:56 - United States

Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called my girlfriend of two years and asked what she would do if I got a haircut. She told me she would dump me and then invited me to her house for dinner. I'm scared to go. FML

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By Mr_Jah - 04/07/2016 20:33 - United States - Boerne

Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2024 16:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML

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By ElectroSpecter - 23/02/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML

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By Evan - 10/10/2022 15:30 - United States

Today, my new girlfriend demanded that I delete all my female friends' numbers. Her rationale is, “When them bitches are going through some shit, a shoulder to cry on becomes a dick to ride on.” When I refused, she promptly dumped me because she doesn’t "need a potential cheater” in her life. FML

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By ruhrohraggy - 28/07/2019 16:00

Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML

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jks0308 22

Sunday 31 July 2016 19:43

that's a major red flag bro

Csoi 28

Sunday 31 July 2016 19:45

I'm sorry, but you should have a conversation with her about it, or even dump her. That much jealously isn't very healthy.

Comments

martucha854 11

Monday 1 August 2016 17:21

You should be glad it's only about haircut she could cancel. If it was about broken leg and the doctor was women - you know,all that touching... Also I don't understand how you "deserve it" I would like to see explanation from someone who clicked that option.

cgilliland0913 2

Monday 1 August 2016 17:42

sounds like you need a new girlfriend

McVicar 4

Monday 1 August 2016 18:43

Leave her, girl's got major issues.

Kelhellbell 3

Monday 1 August 2016 18:55

Girlfriends like this annoy me I'm a stylist and when a clients girlfriend hovers over me while I'm cutting their boyfriends hair I want to yell at them to sit down or I'll stab her with scissors..I'm not flirting whatsoever I'm doing job hoping for a decent tip and nothing more. Chicks like that need to grow up.