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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, my new girlfriend was telling me how she's attracted to "All-American" looking guys. Tall, manly body, handsome face. Then she says, "But it's ok, you're cute too." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 23:01 - United States - Bristol

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML

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silbern 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 1:53

when I think of an "all-American" guy I think of a fat slob that has gone to mcdonalds way too much. possibly a redneck

chveya 6

Saturday 12 December 2009 1:48

How dare you be unattractive, sir.

Comments

sweetpandora_fml 2

Saturday 12 December 2009 15:06

so your girlfriend thinks only Americans can be tall, with a manly body and a handsome face? o_O That can only be described as dumb. I don't live in North America and I can assure there are a LOT of guys looking like this in here, too.

Mulada 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 17:20

So, she wants to date Guile from Street Fighter?

razz27 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 19:26

shes is a ***** dump her before she dumps u HURRY RUN!!!!!!!

munim 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 21:06

that's actually a compliment. What I think she means is, she likes you for who you are even though you don't have the physical qualities she desires.

monster_tamer 11

Sunday 13 December 2009 23:08

Just like the way some girls (including me) have massive crushes on Severus Snape. =) We girls aren't all shallow. Intelligence is sexy too.

danitana 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 23:20

I'm sorry but are you saying that Snape isn't physically attractive? Cause he is (atleast to me;P ) and I must say his intelligence and arrogance (and voice) is the sekss!

sportsnut 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 23:42

get a ********, get laid, and then get the **** out, this is classic bitch who isn't worth the trouble signs

thatwhitekid09 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 15:07

who gives a shit about "all American boys" she said you're still cute so tap that!

xlovepinkx 0

Monday 14 December 2009 19:12

I'm sure your girlfriend is not your absolutely ideal woman either. If she had dumped you for an "all-American guy," then this would be an FML.

hellFighter 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 8:16

not an FML... she still said your cute if anything joke back, be like "well i'm interested in european models... blonde, tanned, huge ****... but you're cute too"