Empty gesture

By Anonymous - 31/10/2015 05:44 - Canada - London

Today, my mother in law basically said I deserve my breast cancer, all because I declined to take part in one of her "March Against Cancer" events a while ago. I guess donating money to cancer research instead of going on a meaningless march really messed up my karma. FML
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llamarrama01 21

What a bitch! Good luck in your recovery and keep strong!

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HollyQuinn 21

Cancer is a bitch, just like your mother in law. I really hope you get better <3

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llamarrama01 21

What a bitch! Good luck in your recovery and keep strong!

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SAGARCo 19

She doesn't have breast cancer; I don't think.

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rlak111 19

"Basically said I deserve MY breast cancer"

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SAGARCo 19

Oops. My mistake. In my defense, I just spent 22 hours binge watching corpse party to get in the Halloween spirit. Well, anyways, that sucks OP. I really hope you get better soon!

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LilMissCanadian 22

Your mom sounds like a total bitch! Good for you for donating money to things that you think are important. Get better, sorry you have to suffer cancer yourself.

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LilMissCanadian 22

Sorry, my bad! *mother in law sounds like a bitch

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HollyQuinn 21

Cancer is a bitch, just like your mother in law. I really hope you get better <3

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YourOpinionSucks 22

Well, there are a lot of creative and fun ways to make someone's life hell, I suggest you google some. (Signing up for UPS gives you 25 free shipping boxes. Times 100 accounts = 250 boxes on her porch that she has to pay to remove, my personal favorite). Stay positive and strong, with the support of your loved ones (excluding the monster in law) you'll get through this.

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hoosierholla 17

This was probably just a typo, but in case it wasn't: it would be 2500 boxes

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Mauskau 35

You get free boxes for signing up? Let's not tell cats about this.

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Mcstud1y 30

My prayers are with you OP. And for your mother in law, she's a bitch.

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Tripartita 44

Cancer is just one of those things that seem categorically undeserved. I mean, sadists, psychopaths, killers seem undeserving—it's just such a tedious, insidious disease.

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rabid_otaku 29

Try TDR pulmonary tuberculosis.

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beeferjay 34

kindly tell your mother in law that Jesus loves her and you're praying for her soul

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GingerFace09 13

I don't even think Jesus could love that monster

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Lalala579121 27

"Jesus loves us all, except for you. You're going to hell."

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NodakN8V 25

Your monster-in-laws a bitch. Sorry OP for the news. My moms stage 4 ovarian so my thoughts are being sent your way

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bapbap_fml 15

She's a total bitch, do not listen to her. I've experienced something similar and it took me awhile to realize that the problem was really with the other person, not me.

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