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By MailMaster - 22/07/2011 04:20 - Australia

Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 337
You deserved it 2 879

Same thing different taste

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Senior29 8
charadeyouare 0

not everyone can go ninja...besides, a ninja wouln't have needed a key in the first place :P

Senior29 8

umm, den use a sledgehammer and smash the thing?

So wait. How could the mailman get the mailbox open, when you can't? Or are you seriously that lazy that you can't walk the 10 extra steps to the mailbox.

psychwardnurse 0

uhhhh op doesn't have her key, but the mailman has a MASTER key to open the BACK of the mailboxes to put the mail into the correct mailbox. have you never seen a mailbox setup at an apartment complex? dumbass.

you are stupid you know that??... mailmen have keys for mailboxes EVEN if you lose your OWN key

poolshark1017 0

well let me ask this.... How did you know the key was in your mailbox if you didn't have a key to open your mailbox to see the key for your mailbox!!! Total mind freak!!

Could have had tracking number on the package with the key. When OP checked it would say delivered. Think before you speak, a 5 year old could have figured that out.

how would you know it's in the mail box? is it see though?

psychwardnurse 0

tracking numbers/delivery confirmation is a WONDERFUL thing... dur

You deserve it for having a mailbox that locks. Do it old school: cardboard box held up by a 2 by 4.

HowAreYouToday 34

no, it is still there. it is just on vacation.