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By MailMaster - 22/07/2011 04:20 - Australia

Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML

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By Dumbass - 20/06/2009 06:01 - United States

Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing. FML

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By DaisyMay - 04/04/2011 19:47 - United States

Today, I returned home to find the key to my mailbox missing. I called the post office and was informed that a new key will cost me $15. I have no money, and my paycheck is in the mailbox. FML

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By steph - 13/09/2011 21:40 - China

Today, I found a note on the front door of my flat saying, "You left your keys in your garage door so I put them in your letter box". Guess where my letter box key is. FML

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By Lara - 03/08/2012 11:28 - Italy - Empoli

Today, my boyfriend told me he still has the key to our mailbox, while being at the other part of the country. Not to worry though, he sent it over. By mail. FML

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By Byebye - 24/05/2012 19:30 - Netherlands - Sappemeer

Today, the mailman delivered my new phone to my neighbour's house. This was okay, because he left a note in my mailbox informing me so. Now my crazy neighbour won't give me the package because, "*I* signed for it!" FML

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By Posty - 18/05/2009 18:38 - United Kingdom

Today, on the way to work, I pulled over at a postbox to post a letter. I walked up to the box with the letter in one hand, car key in the other. Guess which one I posted. FML

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By ivegotapackage - 05/01/2015 23:47 - United States - Greensboro

Today, I got a notice on my apartment door that I'd received a package when no one was home, and it was left at the backdoor. I don't have a backdoor. FML

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By ZeldaovaPeach - 05/07/2016 12:44 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I received an envelope with my name written in beautiful writing in my mailbox. I just moved in the day before and hadn't given the address to anyone or met my neighbors yet so I was a bit surprised by it, even more surprised to find nothing but a dick pic inside. FML

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By DTMM - 15/09/2023 08:00

Today, I was looking for my condo keys, thinking I had left them in my mailbox on the first floor the night before. Leaving to check, I realized I'd forgot to take them out of my door when I had come in, leaving them in the keyhole. FML

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By Denofthieves - 16/09/2022 16:00

Today, I received a text saying that a package had just been delivered to the house. By the time I reached the front door, it had been stolen. FML

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Awahso 25

Friday 22 July 2011 12:19

Shoulda used FedEx

moninbg 8

Friday 22 July 2011 12:27

Common sense is not so common

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momo1972 3

Saturday 23 July 2011 4:49

ohh the irony

kathryn_21 5

Saturday 23 July 2011 5:00

People are so stupid these days.

kruck 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 5:37

that trully sucks

rainbowfailure 2

Saturday 23 July 2011 5:58

I'm confused :/

QT3_141592 5

Sunday 24 July 2011 6:27

USPS makes you go into a branch to pick up your mail key so you can prove who you are with the proper docs. You can't just order one delivered to your house/mailbox. So if this is an American, I call shenanigans.

eurostar710 11

Sunday 24 July 2011 11:21

How do you know it's in your mailbox if you can't open it?

sydmior 10

Sunday 24 July 2011 21:15

Someone set us up the key D: Well, good luck getting out of there.

HomeAl0ne 20

Monday 25 July 2011 5:04

Ask the midget to pass it out to you.

christyxbee 15

Monday 25 July 2011 18:06

Who the hell does that? There sure are some super retarded people out there in the world today!!

JERZFINEST 2

Tuesday 2 August 2011 11:03

That was stupid

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