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By MailMaster - 22/07/2011 04:20 - Australia

Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML

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By Dumbass - 20/06/2009 06:01 - United States

Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing. FML

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By DaisyMay - 04/04/2011 19:47 - United States

Today, I returned home to find the key to my mailbox missing. I called the post office and was informed that a new key will cost me $15. I have no money, and my paycheck is in the mailbox. FML

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By steph - 13/09/2011 21:40 - China

Today, I found a note on the front door of my flat saying, "You left your keys in your garage door so I put them in your letter box". Guess where my letter box key is. FML

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By Lara - 03/08/2012 11:28 - Italy - Empoli

Today, my boyfriend told me he still has the key to our mailbox, while being at the other part of the country. Not to worry though, he sent it over. By mail. FML

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By Byebye - 24/05/2012 19:30 - Netherlands - Sappemeer

Today, the mailman delivered my new phone to my neighbour's house. This was okay, because he left a note in my mailbox informing me so. Now my crazy neighbour won't give me the package because, "*I* signed for it!" FML

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By Posty - 18/05/2009 18:38 - United Kingdom

Today, on the way to work, I pulled over at a postbox to post a letter. I walked up to the box with the letter in one hand, car key in the other. Guess which one I posted. FML

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By ivegotapackage - 05/01/2015 23:47 - United States - Greensboro

Today, I got a notice on my apartment door that I'd received a package when no one was home, and it was left at the backdoor. I don't have a backdoor. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By ZeldaovaPeach - 05/07/2016 12:44 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I received an envelope with my name written in beautiful writing in my mailbox. I just moved in the day before and hadn't given the address to anyone or met my neighbors yet so I was a bit surprised by it, even more surprised to find nothing but a dick pic inside. FML

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Anyone could've waltzed in

By DTMM - 15/09/2023 08:00

Today, I was looking for my condo keys, thinking I had left them in my mailbox on the first floor the night before. Leaving to check, I realized I'd forgot to take them out of my door when I had come in, leaving them in the keyhole. FML

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By Denofthieves - 16/09/2022 16:00

Today, I received a text saying that a package had just been delivered to the house. By the time I reached the front door, it had been stolen. FML

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Awahso 25

Friday 22 July 2011 12:19

Shoulda used FedEx

moninbg 8

Friday 22 July 2011 12:27

Common sense is not so common

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KataraTheBender 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 5:28

time for lock picking

CabbageTrees 13

Saturday 19 November 2011 2:09

Yo, dawg. I heard you like mailboxes, so we put a mailbox in your mailbox so you can mail while you mail!

vinchenzy 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 0:46

Fail beyond fail

JimDaBoss 0

Monday 19 December 2011 0:46

If u can't get in it, how do you know the key is in there...?

Ashley_ni_col_e 2

Sunday 25 March 2012 19:53

If it was in the mailbox how did you get it?

klx125cross 9

Sunday 9 September 2012 4:17

What?

Amy_Nguyen_12 16

Tuesday 9 December 2014 1:46

How did the mailman get the mailbox key into the mailbox?

daidax_238 26

Monday 15 August 2016 5:46

If you can't open it to put anything in, then how to it get there in the first place?

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