Animals: Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the...

By traumatised - 11/10/2009 16:16 - United Kingdom

Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML

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By squeak - 12/09/2011 13:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML

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By deadhamster - 03/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML

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Poor little guy

By Anonymous - 04/03/2021 14:01

Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML

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By whymommywhy - 21/04/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML

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By zac545 - 19/02/2009 06:14 - United States

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2013 17:59 - United States - Santa Rosa Beach

Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML

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By poorhamster - 23/10/2010 06:22 - United States

Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML

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By idontevenlikehamsters - 08/04/2013 00:00 - United States - Manassas

Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML

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By roze198765 - 04/08/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML

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Lazy_Wednesday 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 23:11

Wow, that sucks.. cleaning up the remains of your pet..

happyemokid8181 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 23:13

Moment of silence for the poor hamster.....your roommate sucks. He should have known that you had a male hamster. He's not a good roommate...once again, I'm sorry for your loss.

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creamysandwicher 0

Monday 27 February 2012 6:39

Has anyone else noticed that the word "hamster" is in a Column 4 times in a row?? And I'm sorry for your loss.

chacha2726 0

Saturday 23 June 2012 2:31

Did any1 else notice on the left the word hamster goes down the side

bellatrix0805 2

Friday 12 October 2012 0:32

You have the word 'hamster' written 4 times down...

luhar 7

Thursday 31 January 2013 3:24

Hamster Hamster Hamster Hamster

AverageJoey 18

Sunday 14 July 2013 22:15

I hope you put his hamster in the microwave

sexstorys 8

Wednesday 19 March 2014 3:15

Tell him to get out now

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 22 July 2014 20:06

Maybe he can gift you a female hamster?

____gerard____ 11

Thursday 25 December 2014 20:55

Chuck Norris hamster ._.

sk1tt135 22

Monday 27 June 2016 6:52

Hamsters are solitary animals whereas other rodents such as rats thrive in group situations. You should definitely learn all you can about a pet before you get one. Just advice for the future for your roommate, OP. Sorry about your hamster... =/