Miscellaneous: Today, my new roommate sent me a picture of our toothbrushes...

By Roommate - 28/09/2016 16:03 - United States - Olympia

Today, my new roommate sent me a picture of our toothbrushes bristles touching with the caption "Look! I made them kiss!" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2012 18:20 - United States

Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML

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You deserved it 2 820

By D: - 06/10/2013 17:13 - France - Paris

Today, I woke up to my creepy new roommate licking my cheek. FML

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You deserved it 3 898

By WellGroomed - 26/11/2015 15:20 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my housemate walked out of the bathroom with my toothbrush in his mouth and asked, "You're not one of those people who cares if someone uses their toothbrush, are you?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 659

You deserved it 1 588

By disgusted - 16/03/2012 09:02 - United States

Today, I found out that my old roommate used to clean her goldfish bowl with my toothbrush. We lived together for six months. FML

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You deserved it 2 136

By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 16:14 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML

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You deserved it 6 285

By Brittany - 18/06/2012 14:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML

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You deserved it 38 030

By upliftmofo - 28/03/2011 05:56 - Belgium

Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 657

You deserved it 5 978

By germophobe - 02/09/2014 01:53 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my roommate came back from camping. My toothbrush magically reappeared as well. FML

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You deserved it 3 344

By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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You deserved it 28 100

By aggghghgh - 14/05/2016 08:51

Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML

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You deserved it 2 120

Cathrin 26

Monday 17 October 2016 1:04

Is your roommate male or lesbian? He/she might be trying to drop a hint.

Dictionaryspeaks 18

Monday 17 October 2016 1:06

Buy another toothbrush! :}

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pks2014 10

Monday 17 October 2016 1:53

Beware tomorrow he will come up with an idea of putting his undies and your lingerie together and will say we had sex :)

KVYLV 16

Monday 17 October 2016 4:20

TO DO LIST: 1. get a new tooth brush. 2. get a new roommate.

creditless 14

Monday 17 October 2016 5:04

bad enough your roommate is a weirdo... now u gotta deal with your toothbrushes dating

UnicornsForKurt 7

Monday 17 October 2016 5:40

Lock anything you don't want stupid roommates to touch in your room. I learnt the hard way...

markcantlarp 16

Monday 17 October 2016 6:19

It'll be any second now till there trying on your knickers while you're gone.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 17 October 2016 6:44

And taking pictures of themselves doing it!

Hkigrl13 12

Monday 17 October 2016 6:54

Run away. Run far away and never return.

N7Com 7

Monday 17 October 2016 8:25

twas a forbidden love doomed from the start

lestatsbride 3

Monday 17 October 2016 9:12

two words, New toothbrush

Goblin182 26

Monday 17 October 2016 13:35

A truly WTF moment.

caggybandicoot 34

Monday 17 October 2016 14:29

Send a message back saying "isn't that the toothbrush I use to scrub the toilet?" That ought to stop them.

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