By Roommate - 28/09/2016 16:03 - United States - Olympia

Today, my new roommate sent me a picture of our toothbrushes bristles touching with the caption "Look! I made them kiss!" FML
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Cathrin 26

Is your roommate male or lesbian? He/she might be trying to drop a hint.

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pks2014 10

Beware tomorrow he will come up with an idea of putting his undies and your lingerie together and will say we had sex :)

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KVYLV 16

TO DO LIST: 1. get a new tooth brush. 2. get a new roommate.

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creditless 14

bad enough your roommate is a weirdo... now u gotta deal with your toothbrushes dating

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UnicornsForKurt 7

Lock anything you don't want stupid roommates to touch in your room. I learnt the hard way...

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markcantlarp 16

It'll be any second now till there trying on your knickers while you're gone.

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RichardPencil 30

And taking pictures of themselves doing it!

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Hkigrl13 12

Run away. Run far away and never return.

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N7Com 7

twas a forbidden love doomed from the start

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Goblin182 26

A truly WTF moment.

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caggybandicoot 34

Send a message back saying "isn't that the toothbrush I use to scrub the toilet?" That ought to stop them.

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