By cuntsmom - 24/09/2013 04:47 - United States

Today, my niece, who is fifteen, convinced my six-year-old daughter that her name is spelled C-U-N-T, and just pronounced as Catherine. FML
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chris_42 11

I take it you're not a fan of Cuntherine then?

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alexeeder 7

kick her motherfuckin ass! I know I would!!

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The_Thinker 18

Your niece does indeed sound like a B-I-T-C-H, but I assume it's pronounced "Bethany."

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silverclaw 4

That was cruel of her to do. But your daughter is 6 and clearly can be taught to spell her name! Unless the is some valid reason otherwise, you deserve it! A 6 year old should be in kindergarten or 1st grade already and learning these things properly.

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doodlecloud 26

I'm assuming she could actually spell her name before and her cousin just told her she was wrong and showed her how to spell it 'properly'.

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edanielleh 21

If i was in your shoes I would kill that niece. What a mean thing to do to a little kid!

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jesustitts 20

Kill her over a joke? And end up in jail? Maybe Cuntherine's mom needs to speak with her nieces mother and father.

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TheCerealKiller 24

Well. Obviously your niece's name IS spelled C-U-N-T. Maybe she wanted someone to share in her misery.

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Wakachulak 22

Me thinks your niece don't liketh her cousin much...

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wannabesinger 16

Somebody isn't getting anything for the holidays.

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lolita88_fml 27

No, that's not cool, call your sister/brother and tell her/him to have a talk with your niece about being a little wankstain. You don't mess with young children and spelling, especially their own name. You also don't try to convince them their name is spelt like a vulgar term for ******. Or you could kick the niece's ass. I bloody would if she did that to my baby.

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DrKoz 10

Talk to your brother/sister about their daughter's future career as a professional con. Or a lawyer. Not that there is much differance.

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