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By Anonymous - 10/09/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, my nose was really stuffy. I heard somewhere that inhaling tea steam clears up the nose. While reading a magazine I inhaled my cup of green tea steam, without knowing that slowly I was moving my cup closer to my nose. Hot tea was sucked into my left nostril and burned the inside badly. FML

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By Fmylife - 06/07/2011 09:17 - United States

Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML

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By Username - 09/05/2011 17:23 - China

Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a work mate I took a sip of the tea which I had forgotten was boiling hot and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML

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By pygmalion - 26/09/2009 10:39 - United Kingdom

Today, after the most stressful two weeks of my life, I finally found a few minutes to sit down with a relaxing cup of tea. I went to take a sip, sneezed, smashed the mug into my nose, and dumped scalding hot tea all over my face and cleavage. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2012 05:44 - United States

Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my nose was really stuffed up and I was out of cold medicine. I heard spices may help with this kind of problem. Unfortunately I thought red pepper would be a great thing to snort at the time. Not only is my nose still stuffed up but I also have immense nasal pain. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2019 02:01

Today, my nose had been feeling weirdly uncomfortable all day. After I got home, I blew my nose really hard. I found that a bug had been resting inside my nose the entire time. FML

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By farhia97 - 08/11/2011 02:14 - United States

Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose. FML

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By DeepTaccer - 30/10/2010 21:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sucking on a Tic Tac. Just as I was starting to get into it, the Tic Tac suddenly shot down my throat. After a minute of coughing and gagging, it came back up… out my left nostril. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2019 16:00

Today, I went over to my friend’s house while she was sick. In order to show me how bad her sense of smell was, she took a handful of VapoRub and rubbed it all over and inside of my nose then said, “Can you smell that? I can’t.” Yes, I can. But I can also feel my nostrils burning. FML

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Friday 10 September 2010 12:20

Don't read magazines while you're ironing or using the blowtorch, either.

Bubbelz 25

Friday 10 September 2010 14:34

4 You are aware that you just used the internet to post that reply right?

Comments

amerwin 3

Friday 10 September 2010 17:51

This reminds me of Talladega Nights. "I don't know what to do with my hands!"

Schizomaniac 24

Friday 10 September 2010 18:45

Wow. You're either a very unattentive person, or you were REALLY into that magazine.

SuicidalxDream 0

Friday 10 September 2010 20:46

lmao FAIL. should pay more attention

McCamryn123 0

Friday 10 September 2010 21:30

at least now you can smell.(:

pfunk129 1

Friday 10 September 2010 21:48

you're now an entry for Assclown of the Year. congrats.

Thunderbender 2

Friday 10 September 2010 22:39

So it worked?

TaNmKm 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 3:16

It doesn't hurt to pay attention when you are doing expierements as such.

epicwincomment 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 5:19

67 u nice;)

BrendaButt 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 7:57

ever heard of sniffing vics?

sammi_rubs 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 8:34

hah it works like 5inches away from your face

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