By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 21:39 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually claimed that his cheating didn't count because A) the other girl is his lab partner, and B) she's overweight. FML
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Kitsi 14

I guess he's not your boyfriend because he's a dickless wonder. Also, being overwight doesn't mean she is not a human female. ******* loser.

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cookie1207 19

It doesn't count when they are fattys?

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grunt_fml 17

It is a well know fact that even the law does not recognise fat people as persons. Killing a fat person does not even count as murder, I heard.

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sanecatlady 13

In that case we should also be killing people who are ugly and stupid. But at least fat people can lose weight.

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HatemyLife32 15

Love how he's now the "ex-boyfriend" he sounds like a total ass

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Axel5238 29

Your ex sounds like one of the types of guys that post on textsfromlastnight. Kinda curious how long op and bf dated.People that are that stupid generally show a few red flags in their personality beforehand.

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Merridew 8

But you could cheat on him with some fat guy and it would be justified :)

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iiyahkinz 9

Sleep with another guy and give me reason as well A) the other guy is your jogging partner and B) doesn't count coz the guy you slept with has bigger dick

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K_lovesnutella 0

What the heck is wrong with this generation thinking things like that is ok?You either love a person so much and choose only them,or you choose to be a jerk and have "fun" with everyone but the person you're dating.

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amisenho 11

He was insulting your intelligence by: A) cheating on you in the first place; and B) actually believing that his excuses were legitimate. By that logic, pretty soon, having sex with anyone who doesn't look absolutely identical to you will be classified as "not cheating".

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freaky_panda 6

Wow.. What an asshole..

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