By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 21:39 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually claimed that his cheating didn't count because A) the other girl is his lab partner, and B) she's overweight. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 679
You deserved it 3 788
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Kitsi 14

I guess he's not your boyfriend because he's a dickless wonder. Also, being overwight doesn't mean she is not a human female. ******* loser.

160 3

Comments

underthesea12 24

He makes valid points! Fat chicks don't count!

3 10
amisenho 11

Did you get that out of a magazine or watch a few T.V. reality shows to get that riveting information, #85?

0 0
kayteakay 26

Do any girls actually fall for half-assed excuses like that? Talk about refusing to admit his **** up, sheesh.

1 1
Just_a_dumb_teen 5

anything is acceptable if its in the name of science!

1 0
8born8 18

I didn't punch you, I hi-fived your face.

0 4
fooltemptress 36

Sounds like you are far better off without him. I would say FYL but you clearly win in this instance to be free of such a loser.

2 0
NodakN8V 25

Wow what a huge tool...sometimes I wonder if people actually believe the bullshit they say.

2 0
sanecatlady 13

If he's involved romantically with anyone besides you, hes a cheater. And a complete idiot.

2 0
graceinsheepwear 33

I fail to detect the romance in this scenario. Sounds more like rutting.

1 1
snowgr5 6

Wait! Everyone is rushing to judgement. I've had relationships with psycho chicks before. Let me translate what could of happened. Op is overly possessive. Her boyfriend was assigned a female lab partner. To the psycho chicks, this automatically means they are boning. They had a fight about it and he said, "I'm not cheating on you. Why would I do that? She's fat!" That just makes him shallow not a cheater. Wait! If you haven't voted this down yet, my original thought was that Tosh.O's gf got on here. He's always saying, "It's not cheating if I feel bad about it. You gotta plow a 4 to appreciate an 8."

3 7
caralily 10

I'm glad someone else thought that it was possible that the guy wasn't actually cheating. Lab partner comes over to work with him on lab report, gf walks in and is like "There's another girl in your room? OMG cheater!" Guy will say anything to calm her down. "She's just my lab partner, and, anyway, she's much too fat for my tastes. Like I'd ever cheat on you with her." Girl breaks up with him. I'm a girl and know this type of crazy exists.

0 0