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By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 21:39 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually claimed that his cheating didn't count because A) the other girl is his lab partner, and B) she's overweight. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2014 22:16 - Israel - Tel Aviv

Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually tried to justify his cheating by saying it doesn't count as cheating if the girl's bisexual. FML

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By thinner than you - 20/11/2012 21:57 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML

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Sabotage!

By I choose health - 11/04/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend admitted to purposely sabotaging all my weight loss efforts. When I confronted him, he said it’s because he doesn’t want me to get thin and turn into one of those stuck up, snobby, mean girl types that wouldn’t date him in high school. We’re in our 30s dude, get over it! FML

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Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2019 14:00

Today, my ex said I had a lot in common with his new girlfriend. His new, grossly overweight, college drop-out, clinically depressed, constantly pot-smoking girlfriend. FML

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Worst argument ever

By desigirl - 10/11/2015 01:03 - United States - Johnson City

Today, my boyfriend told me I should stop talking about his major gambling problem because he still loves me even though I gained weight. Apparently that evens things out. FML

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The Ex

By unKnown621 - 18/06/2021 11:01 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, my (now ex) boyfriend and I had a fight, during which he said, "This is why I talk to other girls." I called him out for admitting to cheating and he told me I was toxic. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML

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By imnotacheateryouimmaturefuck - 27/11/2012 01:41 - United States - San Mateo

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML

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By anonymous - 24/06/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML

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Welshite 39

Saturday 26 October 2013 1:28

At least he's your "now ex-boyfriend".

Kitsi 14

Saturday 26 October 2013 1:29

I guess he's not your boyfriend because he's a dickless wonder. Also, being overwight doesn't mean she is not a human female. ******* loser.

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184886837272837 32

Saturday 26 October 2013 1:48

People have always been like this, it's just no one realized how many there were before the Internet put them in a show case.

dawood_k 27

Saturday 26 October 2013 1:48

Shame were they studying biology...was there chemistry??? And I think the correct term is "my ex" or my ex-tinct!

sunnyray812 42

Saturday 26 October 2013 1:51

Your ex-boyfriend is a dumb **** who thinks with his dick.

BTF989 20

Saturday 26 October 2013 1:52

The good news is that you have a good reason to not be with him. I'm sure you'll find someone better...and smarter.

olpally 32

Saturday 26 October 2013 1:58

What a dumb ****. C) he has a small penis anyways D) he should never breed. You're better off op.

Sports_guy3 28

Saturday 26 October 2013 2:14

C) and D) should be E) and F)

fj19 9

Saturday 26 October 2013 2:19

Ouch.

chilevmv 7

Saturday 26 October 2013 2:21

Seems legit

tjw1616 21

Saturday 26 October 2013 2:23

lol wow, never heard that one, your ex is a special kind of stupid, glad you found out what a piece of garbage he is before you wasted anymore time on him, congrats on getting rid of him! :)

MikaylaW 4

Saturday 26 October 2013 2:28

Those are lousy reasons

Ins0mau 20

Saturday 26 October 2013 4:19

Are they?

8born8 18

Saturday 26 October 2013 6:39

prey tell what IS a good reason for cheating?

BrotherPhil 35

Saturday 26 October 2013 21:53

"I thought your twin sister was you".

martin8337 35

Saturday 26 October 2013 2:29

I'll have to remember B if I ever got caught messing around.

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