By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 21:39 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually claimed that his cheating didn't count because A) the other girl is his lab partner, and B) she's overweight. FML
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Kitsi 14

I guess he's not your boyfriend because he's a dickless wonder. Also, being overwight doesn't mean she is not a human female. ******* loser.

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EvilLittleMan 23

Tell him that's OK but no thanks and also remind him not to forget the flour the next time.

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The_Big_Boss 20

So he cheated down? I don't support cheating, but if you must, cheat up!

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8born8 18

my that's a mighty big hole you've dug for yourself, isn't it?..

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jrock9093 18

Guys actually make these excuses or is it the only way your published on this site! is if it's fiction?

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bazookajoey 27

That just makes him the jerk who cheated on you with his fat lab partner

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perdix 29

On some college and grad school applications, ******* fat chicks counts as community service, like dishing out soup to the hungry.

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notsofriendly 17

Pretty sure fat chicks wouldn't be interested in such condescending "charity". There are guys out there who love them for what they are!

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perdix 29

#110, yeah, maybe some undesirable losers might settle for them, but an occasional "pity ****" from a hot guy gives them some mental images to use when they screw their losers.

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AntiPrude 26

@116 100 percent true, no matter how much complaining you hear from goody-good commenters.

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awilliams44 9

He must not have high standards girl. U can do way better! (:

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browniey 11

That would be an interesting case when that "overweight" lab partner hears it. OP glad he is the ex!

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