Intimacy: Today, my OCD boyfriend stopped mid-way through sex just to crack...

By anonymous - 29/07/2012 13:34 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, my OCD boyfriend stopped mid-way through sex just to crack all ten of his knuckles after accidentally cracking one. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

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By fungettingdressed - 12/10/2010 12:57 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML

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By kaylashay2k13 - 17/05/2016 14:18 - United States - Mission

Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML

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By wtf - 30/01/2015 09:00 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2010 00:56 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend when he reminded me that I needed to cut my toe nails. FML

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By neckcrack - 07/09/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML

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By only my life - 22/04/2014 22:21 - United States - Concord

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML

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By JayFri - 06/06/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2013 19:10 - United Kingdom - Washington

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML

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kinzokuhebi 0

Sunday 29 July 2012 19:27

Well you don't leave a job half finished.

gntfmlingnow 12

Sunday 29 July 2012 19:30

It's not even just OCD, once you crack one you can't stop. It's like bubble wrap, except with less bubbles and wrap

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MissKardashian_fml 3

Monday 30 July 2012 11:40

Well can you blame him? Once you crack one you almost HAVE to crack the rest! '~'

scuttlebuttz 1

Monday 30 July 2012 16:04

I don't blame him. That shit is uncomfortable

noisebox 1

Monday 30 July 2012 17:13

Your having sex with a roto-toid

GetTheFuckOut 7

Monday 30 July 2012 19:50

People complain over the dumbest shit. I don't even see how this was passed as an FML.

nognom 2

Monday 30 July 2012 19:57

Sorry, but maybe he's just not that in to you.

ripleythebard 12

Monday 30 July 2012 20:35

I"ve done this...it really sucks, not only for her but for him as well. At least, it did for me. OCD SUCKS

YoshiMike13 4

Monday 30 July 2012 21:18

ok, when people have OCD, they HAVE to do certain things... that being said, you should understand this considering he is your boyfriend. dont get me wrong you might be upset, but you should be understanding of it, not feeling that your life sucks.

dylan501 3

Tuesday 31 July 2012 1:16

I thought you only had 8 knuckles ?

SamCrow 1

Tuesday 31 July 2012 19:48

I totally get what he did

blutopaz 5

Wednesday 1 August 2012 7:17

It can be annoying when you have one relaxed knuckle and then nine tense ones. Just laugh it off and kiss him some more. :)

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