Intimacy: Today, my OCD boyfriend stopped mid-way through sex just to crack...

By anonymous - 29/07/2012 13:34 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, my OCD boyfriend stopped mid-way through sex just to crack all ten of his knuckles after accidentally cracking one. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

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By fungettingdressed - 12/10/2010 12:57 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML

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By kaylashay2k13 - 17/05/2016 14:18 - United States - Mission

Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML

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By wtf - 30/01/2015 09:00 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2010 00:56 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend when he reminded me that I needed to cut my toe nails. FML

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By neckcrack - 07/09/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML

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By only my life - 22/04/2014 22:21 - United States - Concord

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML

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By JayFri - 06/06/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2013 19:10 - United Kingdom - Washington

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML

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Sunday 29 July 2012 19:27

Well you don't leave a job half finished.

gntfmlingnow 12

Sunday 29 July 2012 19:30

It's not even just OCD, once you crack one you can't stop. It's like bubble wrap, except with less bubbles and wrap

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mckels 2

Monday 30 July 2012 5:33

I read and had to stop and crack my knuckles.. Hmm.

tulipano 0

Monday 30 July 2012 5:57

Your boyfriend is a psychiatric disorder? Weird... But seriously, people can't "BE" OCD. People have OCD or are OC. I mean, people with diabetes don't say "I'm diabetes", they say they're diabetic.

alltimekyle 6

Monday 30 July 2012 6:00

It's all about excepting your loved one's imperfections and dealing with them in any way possible.

ScarletBloom 14

Monday 30 July 2012 6:22

I feel awkward when I dont crack the other 9 when i accidentally crack one of my knuckles.

worldclassrager 39

Monday 30 July 2012 6:37

I don't see why he couldn't finish inside you...but in the end you got sex twice...maybe more depending on the numbers he likes...

jarmezzz 2

Monday 30 July 2012 7:07

Just cracked all my knuckles after reading that. It felt amazing. Thanks!

HogHunter450 0

Monday 30 July 2012 7:07

That stinks. im OCD about it too only i have found 20 spots on my hands to crack 2 per finger and once i start or accidently do one i must finish. sometimes it sucks even and gets in the way

NahdiaB 4

Monday 30 July 2012 7:25

LOL.

Apostle123 2

Monday 30 July 2012 8:41

I have OCD and to all the people who think its just about being a clean freak, you're wrong. I'm not all that sanitary, it's just that your body feels uneven. Like if I accidentally hit myself in one but I thump my other but it if I accident walk on one foot twice in a row I do that same to the other. My OCD is mild but it's all about making my body feel even. You can't really understand unless you have it tho