Intimacy: Today, my OCD boyfriend stopped mid-way through sex just to crack...

By anonymous - 29/07/2012 13:34 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, my OCD boyfriend stopped mid-way through sex just to crack all ten of his knuckles after accidentally cracking one. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

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By fungettingdressed - 12/10/2010 12:57 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML

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By kaylashay2k13 - 17/05/2016 14:18 - United States - Mission

Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML

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By wtf - 30/01/2015 09:00 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2010 00:56 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend when he reminded me that I needed to cut my toe nails. FML

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By neckcrack - 07/09/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML

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By only my life - 22/04/2014 22:21 - United States - Concord

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML

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By JayFri - 06/06/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2013 19:10 - United Kingdom - Washington

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML

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kinzokuhebi 0

Sunday 29 July 2012 19:27

Well you don't leave a job half finished.

gntfmlingnow 12

Sunday 29 July 2012 19:30

It's not even just OCD, once you crack one you can't stop. It's like bubble wrap, except with less bubbles and wrap

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iTsbSkuLLy 8

Monday 30 July 2012 1:03

It's weird, but once you do one you have to do the others .

nmlutgen 11

Monday 30 July 2012 1:32

So he stops for 5 seconds during sex to finish cracking his knuckles and you decide to share it with the world? Have fun with that.

Omnomitron 0

Monday 30 July 2012 1:48

It seriously pisses me off when people use OCD like an adjective! If you spell it out, it clearly looks retarded: "Today, my obsessive-compulsive disorder boyfriend..." God damn, I'm violently angry now, just describe him as obobsessive-compulsive! (And yes, I have OCD...)

linkinpark98 23

Monday 30 July 2012 2:36

Hey, I do that to sometimes. One pops, might as well pop them all. It's becoming a habit... :s

lizzybug 5

Monday 30 July 2012 2:45

Great way to ruin sex ?? I hope you wouldn't know that from experience if your real age is 13. & sex isn't ruined if someone stops for a couple seconds to crack their knuckles..

lizzybug 5

Monday 30 July 2012 2:48

This was suppose to be a reply to # 66 :/

TheSofaKing 7

Monday 30 July 2012 3:47

Didn't someone post about an OCD girlfriend a day or two ago. Maybe you should send your boyfriend to meet this lady.

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 30 July 2012 4:32

Well, that's the deal that you made.

shutterbug_brit 1

Monday 30 July 2012 4:47

Wow. You're a shitty girlfriend. You should be understanding of his condition and supportive. It shouldn't be a surprise to you either. Just get them cracked and move on so he doesn't feel bad about it!