Miscellaneous: Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because...

By crakbbyaparently - 31/01/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML

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By unfortunate - 30/06/2013 04:45 - United States

Today, my father informed me that I was born only because my mom lied about being on birth control. FML

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By verycre8tive - 21/05/2009 07:31 - Romania

Today, after a few drinks my dad decided to tell me the story of how I was born. He wanted a baby girl after my brother, and mum didn't want any more children. So he tricked her by giving her the wrong pill. That should explain a lot. FML

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Thanks for sharing your inspiring story, Dad

By Anonymous - 16/02/2024 23:00

Today, my dad told me quite bluntly that, while he loved me, he never planned to have me. My mom baby-trapped him by sabotaging their birth control methods, and my existence ruined his life irrevocably and caused the functional alcoholism he has suffered with for 40 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 02:12 - United States

Today, my mother came into my workplace to wail on me for "ruining our family's reputation" because I got a girl pregnant. I've been married to the "girl" for 8 years. FML

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By Dig4life - 05/06/2015 13:42 - United States - Kent

Today, after telling my mom that I'll be going to Las Vegas with my dad for my 21st birthday, she started ranting about how my dad always wanted to abort me and that she was the only one who actually wanted me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2016 07:26 - United States - Blair

Today, I found out that the only reason I'm alive is because my dad beat the living shit out of my mom to stop her getting an abortion. FML

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By LuckySperm - 12/08/2011 13:14 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML

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The truth will out

By Anonymous - 18/04/2024 11:00

Today, my uncle got drunk and started ranting about how great I was and how amazing it is that I almost wasn’t born because somehow I managed to survive the failed abortion my mom really wanted. News to me. Mom never wanted me and tried to abort me. FML

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Thanks for nothing

By Anonymous - 12/08/2010 04:00 - United States

Today, I asked my mother why she had me in the first place, as we never get along. She replied because my father wanted me. So, I called my father to ask him the same question, he said he only wanted to have me to keep my mother around, and that didn't work, so I was a waste. FML

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Truth bomb

By Anonymous - 15/12/2022 00:00

Today, 98 year-old mom with dementia thought she was talking to one of my dead sisters and not my wife, telling her she'd better never tell me who my real father really, that I ruined her marriage. She won't have me ruining her reputation, so her getting pregnant with me from an affair was my fault apparently. None of my siblings ever told me. FML

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Thursday 28 May 2009 22:15

how did he/she deserve that?

Pop_and_Pixels 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 21:33

Yow. Ouch.

Comments

tizzwang 0

Monday 29 November 2010 15:29

Its the mums choice, so don't go giving her names like babykiller

StormGirl142 24

Wednesday 27 April 2011 14:50

well, considering by the time abortions are performed the baby already has brain activity and a heartbeat, medically the baby is classified as alive. there's a word that means taking the life of another...oh what was it? oh yeah! murder. that makes op's mom a killer. a baby killer, nonetheless, so the term fits.

ArielTheMermaid 17

Wednesday 1 June 2011 17:37

I don't get it??

MizuWolf 3

Monday 4 July 2011 10:09

Stormgirl you are a dumbshit. People can find out they are pregnant and abort before the fetus has brain wave activity.

DeadxManxWalking 27

Sunday 31 July 2011 4:21

So it wasnt his kid was it

Red_Wing_Nut44 14

Sunday 14 August 2011 7:14

Exactly. Finally, a sane person on FML.

EdenLis 14

Friday 20 April 2012 16:25

Can someone explain this FML to me...

Big_Pickle 18

Saturday 13 July 2013 20:34

Abortions aren't cool

nachosbabygurl 9

Friday 20 June 2014 18:18

so your mom is a baby killer

brittanyx00 13

Monday 7 July 2014 11:38

first of all, it's a fetus, not a baby. and it can't live on it's own yet so the fetus being alive depends on how you look at it. abortions need to happen in a certain time period for the sake of the fetus not feeling any pain or suffering. after a certain amount of weeks pregnant, you can't get an abortion. abortions is a woman's choice and honestly, it's disgusting that you would call her a baby killer. everyone has their own choices and reasons why they make those choices. what if she wasn't ready? didn't have the money? what if a girl was raped? keep your opinions to yourself if it's rude. thank you.