Miscellaneous: Today, my parents and I attended the funeral of my husband's...

By disgusted - 29/03/2014 21:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my parents and I attended the funeral of my husband's mother. It was open-casket, and my parents went to take a look. My mum muttered, "With a dress that tacky, no wonder she died", and my dad chuckled. A fight quickly erupted, and the police were called. FML

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By The nice guy finishing last - 27/03/2017 12:00

Today, my mom talked me into going to a funeral since my dad wouldn't go. It was for one of her classmates. When it was our time to view the casket, we paused in front of it for a second before my mom leans over to me and says, "What if I told you that was really your dad?" FML

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By Alex - 26/06/2014 21:13 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I was at my mom's funeral. My sisters and I were sitting in the front row. The funeral director, whom we had met with twice before, was going around greeting everyone. When she got to us, she asked where our mom was. Seriously? FML

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What's on your mind?

By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 22:06 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at my mother's open-casket funeral, my sister-in-law went to pay her respects. As she stood in front of the body, she coughed, muttering "Bitch" in the process. Either nobody else noticed or nobody cared, and she went on her way, noticeably not choked up at all. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2015 05:45 - United States - Ossining

Today, we buried my mom. I walked past my sister's husband just in time to hear him mutter: "Hope the fire's nice and hot down there, you old hag." I told my sister. She wouldn't believe me and accused me of trying to start drama. FML

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Arseholes

By Anonymous - 14/11/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, it was dad’s funeral and I intended to speak but I was crying so much I couldn’t finish and mom had to help me back to my seat. Unfortunately, most of our family are arseholes and I could hear someone saying, “Disgraceful, shaming his dad like that.” It was the worst day of my entire life. FML

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By RIP - 07/10/2012 18:34 - Finland - Espoo

Today, I had to call the cops to break up a fistfight at my mother's funeral. It turns out my two brothers care more about having a pissing match over their favorite football teams than they do honoring our mother's memory. FML

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I'm an Empath

By Anonymous - 09/06/2023 03:00

Today, I’m stuck in a situation. It’s my mom's wedding, but her fiancé had a heart attack and died this morning. Now I’m surrounded by crying people, having to pretend to be upset so no one gets mad at me. I couldn’t care less to be honest, the man was an arsehole who treated mom and me like shit in private. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 23:38 - United States

Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML

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By HF44 - 29/07/2015 17:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML

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Can't get any lower

By McNuggetsMcQueen - 30/11/2023 18:00 - United States - Lake Wales

Today, I attended my mom's funeral, who was the only person who ever truly supported me. During the funeral, the cemetery representative told me he was sure the hole was dug to specification, while at the same moment the casket got caught on the ground and tipped, dropping her 6ft down. FML

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iShanny 13

Sunday 30 March 2014 1:14

That'll make for some awkward family get togethers...

xxtgzxx 7

Sunday 30 March 2014 1:13

Feel sorry for you OP.

Comments

JRFaceless 8

Sunday 30 March 2014 3:02

At least you have an interesting life

Lafayo 9

Sunday 30 March 2014 3:23

probably wasn't the best time or place for said jokes and chuckles.. at least wait to get to the car If you need to be inappropriate :/

CrissyyyS2 22

Sunday 30 March 2014 3:28

Wow your parents were made for each other. Good thing you didn't turn out like them.

Kamon97 23

Sunday 30 March 2014 3:35

Boy... That escalated quickly...

bronzewolf2 7

Sunday 30 March 2014 3:36

sorry OP you didn't deserve this but your parents should know there's a time and a place for such comments

shine999 12

Sunday 30 March 2014 3:43

Seriously! How can someone even comment like this.

Traitoro 9

Sunday 30 March 2014 6:44

It's easy to comment like this. I'd explain it but it seems you've figured it out.

breakinlegs 19

Sunday 30 March 2014 3:46

Well it must not have been a mumble... sounds more like she yelled it for the who crowd to hear...

FrankHotpants 31

Sunday 30 March 2014 3:52

Regardless if you like the person or not you should have respect for the dead.

Guardian88 21

Sunday 30 March 2014 3:57

So you went to your MOTHER IN LAWS funeral.......it sounds more correct saying that rather then your husbands mothers funeral JUST SAYING, even if you didnt like her

sunshineb81 16

Sunday 30 March 2014 4:40

What have you got against someone saying "my husbands mother?" "Mother in law" doesn't sound any more endearing. Sounds like a court appointed mother. Lol. I dislike the term and agree with the way OP said it.

mikbrooke 25

Sunday 30 March 2014 6:15

saying mother in law or husbands mother are just as correct as each other. just because you prefer one term over the other, doesnt mean you need to try and force it on someone else.