By failure - 16/07/2009 16:25 - Canada
Same thing different taste
By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 01:26 - United States
No! Noooo!
By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 01:59 - United States - Pleasanton
By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 07:12 - United States - Bliss
By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 02:55 - Canada
Nice support system you've got there
By Anonymous - 24/08/2023 22:00
A tad unfair
By Anonymous - 02/04/2021 14:01
Yeet it time
By Anonymous - 27/07/2021 12:59 - United States - Fort Worth
By MollyMo - 21/03/2009 06:22 - United States
Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine
By Anonymous - 16/02/2024 04:00 - United States - Eagle Mountain
Jumping the gun
By Anonymous - 13/09/2022 02:00
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Perhaps you should have spent more time studying than having sex. Work on your multi-tasking skills. Also, did you post this expecting sympathy? You get none. You're a pathetic ****-up with no future. Congratulations, idiot.
Oh my~ who's e father? U noe rit~ lol.
Today, I learned that having sex is less important than studying, FML.
I saw so many kids drop out my first year. I had bad grades the first quarter, but that was because I had no clue what I was doing, A's had come easily in high school. It's really freaking hard, so just try for another year. Give the baby up for adoption, also, because it'll probably have a better life.
Yeah, she ****** up. We realize that. Now shut the **** up about it! As for the girl who wrote this, people make mistakes. You just have to live with what you've done and make the best of it. Getting pregnant during college doesn't make you a ****, just means you weren't careful enough. As for failing, well, studying harder would have probably been in your best interesting, but like I said, people make mistakes. Some of the best people in the world were unplanned, and some of the best parents in the world started out in your situation. If you want to keep the baby, go for it, and don't be afraid to ask for help. If you don't, that's your choice, too. Whatever you plan on doing, good luck.
It's FMLs like these that show how retarded people are. OP, I voted both - as they both could equally apply. If you did study and did use protections (of the type you can use, I mean) then that is most definitely an FML. If you didn't study at all and went in with no form of protection, YDI
Oh that sucks. Good Luck with your life...hope its not too shitty.
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Ouchh, uhh, No offence, but perhaps you should have spent less time getting sex, and more time focusing on your failing education..
This is more "I ****** up" than "**** my life." You made bad decisions and you fully deserve the consequences.