Miscellaneous: Today, my parents asked me if I would dog-sit for them while...

By littlepsychgirl - 29/09/2011 20:14 - United States

Today, my parents asked me if I would dog-sit for them while they go to my ex's wedding. FML

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You deserved it 2 938

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I took my parents and 3 sisters to the airport so they could take a trip to Hawaii. I wasn't invited because they don't like my husband. They asked me to watch the dog and water the plants. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 016

You deserved it 7 446

What logic is that?

By Anonymous - 01/07/2022 16:00

Today, my parents lectured me on whether it was a good idea to let my girlfriend stay at the home of her ex boyfriend… and his husband. I’m 44 and trust her. My parents didn’t trust this logic and doubled down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 767

You deserved it 311

By Overprotected - 19/06/2013 14:39 - United States

Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 500

You deserved it 4 649

By nyx - 27/09/2014 08:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 529

You deserved it 3 679

By Anonymous - 20/07/2010 16:29 - United States

Today, I found out my parents are getting divorced. They're fighting over the dog instead of my sister and me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 929

You deserved it 3 938

By Anonymous - 03/12/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, my parents invited all their kids and grandkids to join them on a vacation trip to the mountains; all their kids except me, that is. I'm not invited. But they did invite my ex-husband. And his new girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 539

You deserved it 3 386

By Noname - 17/03/2009 02:41 - United States

Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 223 082

You deserved it 19 027

By traitor - 23/04/2013 23:04 - United States - Boston

Today, my ex-boyfriend accepted my mother's offer to have his wedding in our backyard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 980

You deserved it 4 041

Even more lonely now

By homealone - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my parents left on a trip. I wanted to invite my girlfriend over for a few days so we could spend them together. Then my grandparents turn up, "just for a few days, until your parents return, so you won't be all alone in this big house." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 177

You deserved it 3 992

By KitKat270 - 28/05/2009 01:40 - Canada

Today, my mom informed me that she wouldn't be joining the rest of the girls in the limo ride to the church for my wedding ceremony because she wants to have her car with her. Why? Because she is planning to leave my wedding reception half way through to go home and take her dog out to pee. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 698

You deserved it 4 997

turtleomnom 0

Friday 30 September 2011 1:23

tell them they might as well bring the dog with them, it would make a good playmate for your ex.

angelchvz94 2

Friday 30 September 2011 1:22

Your parents sound like Jerks.

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pinkspaceboundro 0

Friday 30 September 2011 9:41

I'm gonna hope and pray you said " **** no"!

catharsis5 9

Friday 30 September 2011 11:01

I think it is nice that they have a nice relationship

shazza26 1

Friday 30 September 2011 13:13

Your parents are so cool!!! I'm so jealous right now... As well as horny ;))))))

Spazz420 7

Friday 30 September 2011 13:19

I would've told them no effin way!!

jobsman99 0

Friday 30 September 2011 14:39

Well they knew you weren't going so it gave you something to do. That's pretty thoughtful.

wriptidez 0

Friday 30 September 2011 15:48

weird parents

shay6an 1

Friday 30 September 2011 17:06

Damnnnnn ....

COCOPUFF3663 0

Friday 30 September 2011 18:56

dats ****** up I'm srry

ExoticMess 1

Friday 30 September 2011 21:31

Says the OP with the name 'littlepsychogirl'. Maybe based on that alone, that is why you were not invited?

funny_girly1 0

Friday 30 September 2011 23:19

You should of just crashed the wedding. Then eaten all of the food!

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Today, I dressed up nicely to see the guy that I like and have been talking to for the last 3 months. Just when I thought he was finally going to ask me to be his girlfriend, he told me that he's actually had a girlfriend for 3 years now, but was too afraid to tell me because he really likes me. FML

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You deserved it 148

Today, it's been two months since I broke up with my boyfriend. He's been texting me every time he found a bobby pin at his house that belonged to me, saying we should both see it as a sign of us belonging together. If he keeps this up every time he finds one, the texts will probably never stop. FML

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You deserved it 880

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Today, my country told me that I don’t matter, and my right to my body and the care for that body is not my own. FML

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You deserved it 615

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 208

You deserved it 2 688

Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 545

You deserved it 3 725

Today, I got food poisoning at work. I had my head in the toilet when the auto flush decided to turn on. The force of the flush was so powerful half of what I threw up splashed back into my face. FML

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You deserved it 2 479

Today, my chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell, and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't, but it's nice to know my "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 928

You deserved it 37 697

Today, in an effort to be more active, I jumped out of bed ready for a morning jog. Or, that was the plan. Instead, I twisted my knee so badly standing up, it's now locked, and I can't move it. So much for activity. FML

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You deserved it 1 336

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Housekeeper

What logic is that?

Even more lonely now

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