Miscellaneous: Today, my parents asked me if I would dog-sit for them while...

By littlepsychgirl - 29/09/2011 20:14 - United States

Today, my parents asked me if I would dog-sit for them while they go to my ex's wedding. FML

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You deserved it 2 938

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I took my parents and 3 sisters to the airport so they could take a trip to Hawaii. I wasn't invited because they don't like my husband. They asked me to watch the dog and water the plants. FML

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You deserved it 7 446

What logic is that?

By Anonymous - 01/07/2022 16:00

Today, my parents lectured me on whether it was a good idea to let my girlfriend stay at the home of her ex boyfriend… and his husband. I’m 44 and trust her. My parents didn’t trust this logic and doubled down. FML

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You deserved it 311

By Overprotected - 19/06/2013 14:39 - United States

Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML

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You deserved it 4 649

By nyx - 27/09/2014 08:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML

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You deserved it 3 679

By Anonymous - 20/07/2010 16:29 - United States

Today, I found out my parents are getting divorced. They're fighting over the dog instead of my sister and me. FML

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You deserved it 3 938

By Anonymous - 03/12/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, my parents invited all their kids and grandkids to join them on a vacation trip to the mountains; all their kids except me, that is. I'm not invited. But they did invite my ex-husband. And his new girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 386

By Noname - 17/03/2009 02:41 - United States

Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML

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You deserved it 19 027

By traitor - 23/04/2013 23:04 - United States - Boston

Today, my ex-boyfriend accepted my mother's offer to have his wedding in our backyard. FML

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You deserved it 4 041

Even more lonely now

By homealone - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my parents left on a trip. I wanted to invite my girlfriend over for a few days so we could spend them together. Then my grandparents turn up, "just for a few days, until your parents return, so you won't be all alone in this big house." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 177

You deserved it 3 992

By KitKat270 - 28/05/2009 01:40 - Canada

Today, my mom informed me that she wouldn't be joining the rest of the girls in the limo ride to the church for my wedding ceremony because she wants to have her car with her. Why? Because she is planning to leave my wedding reception half way through to go home and take her dog out to pee. FML

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You deserved it 4 997

turtleomnom 0

Friday 30 September 2011 1:23

tell them they might as well bring the dog with them, it would make a good playmate for your ex.

angelchvz94 2

Friday 30 September 2011 1:22

Your parents sound like Jerks.

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briester30895 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 1:33

Wen one love door closes it leaves room for another to open!!!! Get back out there and find someone even better

Jdeluxh 12

Saturday 1 October 2011 1:51

For all we know, OP could have been the one to wreck the relationship.

stevieb123 7

Saturday 1 October 2011 3:20

EPIC FAIL

SockMonkey333 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 6:27

don't don't doggy-sit for them

jiharrison 0

Tuesday 4 October 2011 16:20

I thought they were supposed to be YOUR parents...

camogirl 0

Friday 9 December 2011 2:36

To all the people who put ydi... What the crap? Your retarded that totally sucks!

GRgoldfish 19

Thursday 3 January 2013 17:06

tell them HELL TO THE NO!!!! then hang up ^.^

MamaSeriously 6

Monday 15 July 2013 20:38

And you said "No", right?

worldclassrager 39

Friday 5 September 2014 17:24

Apparently your ex still likes your parents...al least you don't have to sit through that

fantasyworld 37

Monday 16 March 2015 20:22

Loyalty means nothing apparently.

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try the ice cubes in the vagina thing we'd read about. He kept sticking one in after another and they got stuck. My vagina had a brain freeze for a half an hour. FML

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Today, my brother showed my wife a Craigslist ad by someone seeking casual sex. It had very specific details that made it seem like I wrote it. My brother later admitted in private that he made the post as revenge for me not loaning him $500 last month. Meanwhile, my wife still thinks I'm unfaithful. FML

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Today, I learned that shaving my unibrow while drunk/high was a terrible idea. I also learned that one brow looks better than no brow. FML

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Today, it's been 4 years since I cheated on my boyfriend and we broke up. I've moved on within those four years, but I found out the reason I have such a hard time getting a new man now is because my ex, who still works the same minimum wage job, still goes out of his way to tell everyone he knows about our breakup. FML

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You deserved it 1 465

Today, like every day, I'm an intersex woman. I can't orgasm, have no vagina, and can't have my own kids. Every new partner I have requires an embarrassing explanation and biology lesson because no one knows what intersex means, even though it's quite common. At least I don't get periods? FML

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Today, I was making mashed potatoes in a hurry, I had the pot boiling on high when I had to rush to the bathroom. As I'm walking away, I ask my boyfriend to watch the potatoes. When I returned, they were no longer boiling and he proudly announced he added cold water because they looked a little dry. What? FML

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Today, I realized I will never find love again. I broke down after I finally realized that no woman will love me like I used to be loved. I have not dated anyone for almost 10 years. I try to go on dates, to no avail. I will forever be alone and I will forever be tortured by my loneliness. FML

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You deserved it 392

Today, I was super hungry and went to a Thai restaurant. The waitress left two small bowls of fried rice on the counter, and I thought they were for me. I ate one and a lady came over screaming. Apparently the small cups of rice was part of a religious ceremony. FML

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You deserved it 19 026

Same thing different taste

Housekeeper

What logic is that?

Even more lonely now

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