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By sockmonkey - 01/05/2012 02:21 - United States - Corona

Today, my parents decided on my punishment for failing an English test. No deodorant for a week. They think they're so hilarious, they told all their friends, and now it's all over Facebook. FML

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By Bree - 22/10/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML

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By KrazyKill - 09/03/2012 19:04 - Canada

Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML

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By Grounded - 03/11/2011 09:18 - United States

Today, my parents told me that they've been having a contest to see who could punish me the most this week. So far, my mom is in the lead by kicking me out of the car near railroad tracks, and making me walk the 4 miles home in the freezing rain. FML

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No cussing

By jdsksoapy - 30/03/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "Hell". FML

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Hygiene 101

By Anonymous - 08/06/2019 18:00

Today, my mother refused to talk to me because I wouldn't let her use my deodorant stick. FML

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By :) - 29/05/2013 07:31 - United States

Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML

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By Matthew - 04/07/2018 22:30

Today, during science, my friend thought it would be funny to pour corrosive acids into the reaction test I was making. I had to explain to my parents why I have no eyebrows, but the worst part is that I only got a D. FML

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Whiffy

By RIP_Nose - 03/04/2014 21:48 - Germany - Aidenbach

Today, I was supervising a written exam, which took place in a really warm room. Half of the two hundred participants has probably never heard of deodorants. The other half used probably the whole can this morning. I had to stay in this inferno of stench for five hours. FML

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Smells like… victory

By sickofthesmelltoo - 28/02/2013 10:56 - Australia - Fitzroy

Today, my friends confronted me and told me that they no longer want to visit my house because my dog smells really disgusting. I didn't have the heart to tell them that the smell is actually my parents, who have been trying to "save water" by only showering once a fortnight. FML

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Don't blame me

By anonymous - 15/11/2020 05:02 - United States

Today, I got suspended from school for smoking in the stairs. I'm grounded for a month without my phone, TV or any type of social connection. All of this would seem like a fair enough punishment if I actually smoked, but instead I just smell like my parent's second-hand smoke. FML

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daisyismydog 3

Tuesday 1 May 2012 8:42

You can just take a bunch of showers or buy your own deoderant. Problem diverted.

Roxxxxay 13

Tuesday 1 May 2012 8:42

Well isn't it nice when parents act like immature teens. FYL OP!

Comments

xtuttifruttiixd 1

Sunday 6 May 2012 23:17

That's child abuse...

kaitie5628 0

Monday 7 May 2012 3:56

studying kinda helps;P

herponi 2

Tuesday 8 May 2012 11:36

Go buy some

Manbro 1

Tuesday 12 June 2012 11:54

Ur parents have a special spot in hell waiting just for them, punishment is to discipline them not to embaress them but also u should just buy ur own and hide it from em deodorant isnt expensive:)

deransc 19

Monday 16 July 2012 19:29

Or you could just apply yourself a little better in school. I mean how hard is that? English? You speak english, and I'll bet you don't even speak anything else!

01sparkly 15

Wednesday 21 November 2012 23:11

Just use soap and water. The punishment could be worse.

Suaria 38

Wednesday 30 January 2013 5:05

OP I suggest putting on perfume. Once I forgot to bring deodorant on a trip that was secluded from other places. Luckily I had brought perfume, so I put on that. Nobody noticed or at least no one told me I smelled bad.