By SierraCheyenne - 30/04/2013 01:57 - United States - Hannibal

Today, my parents finally got married. At the after-party, my mother got drunk and informed me that even though she and my father were now married, it doesn't change the fact that I'm still a bastard. FML
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Bakarra 22

From a fellow bastard, you are not alone OP, you are not alone.

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Marmarfarfar 25

Well technically it doesn't. Not your fault OP.

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sweetcatastroph3 9

I guess it all depends on HOW she said it.

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RuskiManBearPig 4

They still love you and were able to raise you, being a bastard shouldnt matter

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JessiKitty_lol 7

OP, you DO know that a bastard is just a child born out of wedlock, right?

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hama806 19

This is true but I think the mother was calling him a bastard of the other sort.

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kill19 12

I would have responded "it doesn't change the fact you're still a <insert derogatory term for loose woman> either".

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TehCezar 5

What does that have to do with anything?

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ctlnaaia71 8

what a stupid bitch

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ultimatitan 1

And that my friend is a perfect excuse to have a speech that will really embarrass her

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Treyzania 16

I don't understand what the big deal is with being a bastard. It's perfectly fine in my book.

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TogeBara 12

Bastard: Child born to an unwed mother. You OP are a bastard in that sense. Idk what kind of person you are, but I wouldn't take that too hard. You still have "loving" parents that are wanting to keep your family together.

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