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By SierraCheyenne - 30/04/2013 01:57 - United States - Hannibal

Today, my parents finally got married. At the after-party, my mother got drunk and informed me that even though she and my father were now married, it doesn't change the fact that I'm still a bastard. FML

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By bluebride - 03/02/2010 17:58 - United States

Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML

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Bakarra 22

Tuesday 30 April 2013 9:56

From a fellow bastard, you are not alone OP, you are not alone.

Marmarfarfar 25

Tuesday 30 April 2013 9:56

Well technically it doesn't. Not your fault OP.

Comments

Not_Impressed13 9

Tuesday 30 April 2013 12:19

You know nothing, Jon Snow.

Not_Impressed13 9

Tuesday 30 April 2013 12:20

I love it when someone calls me a bastard! I just reply with "How did you know??"

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 30 April 2013 13:25

Hey, I know a lot of bastards and also a few shot gun wedding babies, too. :P

RodzillaX 30

Tuesday 30 April 2013 13:30

It's okay OP. I still love you.

l23VIVE 17

Tuesday 30 April 2013 13:39

OP shall always be a bastard, so i guess now it's SierraCheyenne Snow or Sand or Hill or Rivers or Waters or Stone or Flowers or Pyke

limitedition 25

Tuesday 30 April 2013 14:09

How I hope she was just attempting to be funny. You can't help they weren't married when you were born (and it doesn't matter anyhow) However, your Mom getting drunk at her own wedding - that's a class act right there

sknabc123 8

Tuesday 30 April 2013 14:20

Being a bastard child doesn't change your life at all... It doesn't even matter

happylawyer 16

Tuesday 30 April 2013 14:49

It does not matter now, but, there was a time it did, and op would have been banned from even from family reunions. His mother would have had the worst part. Ah! There are still cultures where it still does matter. I am happy things have changed around here.