By SierraCheyenne - 30/04/2013 01:57 - United States - Hannibal

Today, my parents finally got married. At the after-party, my mother got drunk and informed me that even though she and my father were now married, it doesn't change the fact that I'm still a bastard. FML
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Bakarra 22

From a fellow bastard, you are not alone OP, you are not alone.

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Marmarfarfar 25

Well technically it doesn't. Not your fault OP.

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livewire1701 8

You should have countered with I wouldn't be a bastard if you hadn't been a ***** first.

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katersmaria 14

Having sex and/or a child outside of wedlock does not make the mother a *****.

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Acik91 26

You could always join a Night Watch.

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AChipmunk 2

Night gathers, and now my watch begins.

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RuskiManBearPig 4

I was wandering when the game of thrones references would come

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unixdude 9

You know nothing, Jon Snow.

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01Ben21 10

Oh well man, keep your head up!

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Meme1988 18

At least they finally got married after all these years ( you are old enough to write a FML)

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stevothedevo 25

At least being a bastard isn't your fault. Being a bitch is hers..

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ciaraohagan94 5

Hey I'm a bastard too except I was happy that way and wish my parents hadn't gotten married.

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JadeWinter 16

I'm a bastard too! It's ok, we'll slowly but surely dominate the world OP, so join us. Muahahhaa.

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Jharrist89 12

That's when you should have said "and you're a ****" lol..

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gracehi 31

At least they didn't get their marriage annulled, which would have changed you from a legitimate child born in wed-lock to a bastard.

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gracehi 31

Apparently, the "A" word is a no-no here on FML. Can anyone guess what it is?

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chuckcloninger 12

Huh? What the hell is it you think you are saying?

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