By SierraCheyenne - 30/04/2013 01:57 - United States - Hannibal

Today, my parents finally got married. At the after-party, my mother got drunk and informed me that even though she and my father were now married, it doesn't change the fact that I'm still a bastard. FML
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Bakarra 22

From a fellow bastard, you are not alone OP, you are not alone.

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Marmarfarfar 25

Well technically it doesn't. Not your fault OP.

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KyleBroflovski 7

That Bastard! >:/

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1crabbygirl 10

Are you also Irish like me? this sounds like it could pass for affection in an Irish household...

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Elfkid21 19

it's alright dollface! we can be bastards together!! lmfao!!

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Elfkid21 19

also.... a bastard is someone who is CONCEIVED out of wedlock.

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hitmanoo 16

Apparently, you're also a son-of-a-bitch.

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Iniezian 18

With all the unmarried couples today, "Bastard" is an out-of-date term anyway. 40% of babies now being born in the USA are "bastards".

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Wealthyparrot 9

Remind her on a daily basis that this makes her a *****.

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mrslewis 16

Atleast where im from bastard is if a woman is married n got pregnant by another man other than her husband... So dont feel so bad about it...

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