Intimacy: Today, my parents hassled me for wanting to get my tongue pierced,...

By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 23:28 - United Kingdom

Today, my parents hassled me for wanting to get my tongue pierced, saying it was filthy, unprofessional, and degrading. About an hour later, my sister let slip that my nipple is pierced. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2022 14:00

Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML

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By Mmorgan771 - 04/08/2015 17:02 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. FML

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By pierced. - 25/06/2014 04:29 - United States - Reno

Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML

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By NoseInPain - 20/08/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML

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By the_pheasant66 - 26/06/2010 10:31 - Ireland

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML

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Disapproving

By Disappointment - 26/05/2017 19:00 - United States - Gresham

Today, I flew home to visit my parents. We haven't seen each other in two years, I've gotten a few tattoos done since, and I knew they wouldn't approve, so I bought whole new outfits that covered everything and looked professional. When I got there, the first thing my mom says to me is, "Is that a nose ring!?" FML

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By Get a grip, mom - 01/01/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, I've been sitting here for what seems like an eternity listening to my mom ruthlessly grill my sister about a piercing she got. Why don't I just leave, you ask? We're in the ER. My grandma is in the ICU, critically ill. But my sister's piercing is apparently a bigger concern. FML

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By top dog! - 11/10/2011 20:05 - Australia

Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 03:05 - United States

Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2013 16:40 - Sweden - Storfors

Today, my brother tried to convince me to get a clitoris piercing at his recently opened piercing studio. FML

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Sunday 5 December 2010 1:42

At least she didn't tell them about your ******** piercing.

therealsuperman 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 3:43

haha "surprise! your nipple is pierced"

Comments

athena3100 9

Sunday 5 June 2011 4:30

WTF?

LASERZ7 4

Thursday 30 June 2011 12:52

well...is it? it could be a lie

jose18 3

Tuesday 11 October 2011 5:09

Kinky ;)

wthisausername 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 8:04

your tongue is one thing but your nipple is just ******* stupid why the hell would you want your nipple peirced

Fmlano 16

Saturday 2 March 2013 1:51

you sound like a very classy person.

bbpgrs 7

Tuesday 9 April 2013 3:34

well, is your nipple pierced?

poprocks1999 6

Thursday 17 October 2013 2:57

Do what you want I guess, I don't see the harm in piercings (though I probably wouldn't get one)

Kkkdawg 27

Sunday 10 November 2013 23:58

@115: I only have one nipple pierced. I had to take the other one out. Shit happens. Or the person only wants one done. Who are you to judge that?

Puraqua 6

Thursday 28 November 2013 6:49

As long as it doesn't personally harm you, I don't see a problem in anything anyone else does. That's just my opinion

Parilax 1

Friday 13 December 2013 0:16

Lol.

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