By AustinFFA - 22/01/2016 16:46 - United States - Agoura Hills

Today, my parents installed spyware on my computer after reading an article about teens ordering drugs from the deep web. Now I'm too afraid to watch porn because I don't want my parents to know when I'm jacking off. FML
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AustinFFA 11

I'm allowed to watch it. I'm 16. It's just awkward that they know when I'm watching

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Ebola_fml 20

Do it anyway. Make them regret invading your privacy.

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pete9913 23

this is probably one of my top five favorite. fyl, sorry OP, sucks its right there and you can't have it.

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moshpit11 8

Google patricide and/or matricide

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berkeleyjake 13

If they're monitoring your history, start visiting a lot of really weird, but non pornographic websites, then sneak a poem site in to the mix

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quarterbird 18

It's most likely a program with a keylogger and / or screenshots. So, Google incog won't help. Google incog is, more or less, for not having to worry about clearing your history, cookies, etc.

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zr11990 8

My god. You don't need ****. You are ****. If I was a chick that looked like you I would never come out of my bedroom and my fingers would always be wrinkled.

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