Intimacy: Today, my parents, not trusting me and my boyfriend, told us...

By totallyscrewedomg - 25/01/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, my parents, not trusting me and my boyfriend, told us to call them in the middle of our movie so they could hear it, and prove we weren't up to no good. Well, I called. Just as a raging sex scene started. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 06/04/2013 14:15 - Canada - Elliot Lake

Today, I was watching a movie with my parents when a sex scene came on. As if that wasn't awkward enough, they started making out on the couch behind me. FML

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Thin walls

By xtilltheendx - 05/10/2020 20:08 - United States

Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML

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Cold shower

By MrAwsum - 17/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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Ahem

By Bucko321 - 30/03/2009 01:18 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML

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Nope out of there

By twintowers - 04/07/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML

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Mortified

By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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Method acting

By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:08 - United Kingdom - Frome

Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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Crimsonhead 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 0:21

.....Raging? And you probably should have had some idea what was going to happen within the next couple of minutes. Unless you weren't watching the movie, hmmm?

GawZ 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 0:23

nothing like cuddling up to a good porno

Comments

daedae730 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 2:05

YEAA

chosha_fml 26

Wednesday 26 January 2011 2:11

As if you can't just play a DVD loudly. I would have called then on purpose because it was a stupid request, and inconsiderate to other movie patrons.

docscientist 9

Wednesday 26 January 2011 2:34

Right 31, because it's more likely they forgot there's a pause button and less likely that some teenager would bring a cell phone into a theatre...

docscientist 9

Wednesday 26 January 2011 2:36

Besides, pausing wouldn't solve their issue. The parents wanted to hear the movie. Fast forward or rewind would be the choice solution here.

ashleeyka 13

Wednesday 26 January 2011 3:00

since when could you stop a movie and turn on the tv at a theater???

ohmek 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 4:08

You deserve it for being on the phone during the movie. Have some decency and go outside.

melancholyangel 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 4:11

YDI for either: A) Not paying enough attention to the movie to realize what was happening to either rewind or fast forward the movie - if you were at home B) Being the annoying, disrespectful twat that talks on their cellphone at the cinema - if you were at the cinema.

kdkkat 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 5:35

was it black swan?

kcnutt10 1

Wednesday 26 January 2011 8:54

Really?!? Why the **** would you ask that after you have already seen that someone else has made a comment about it being Black Swan? Do you feel big and bad that you got to comment on an FML? Hey, whatever helps you sleep at night!