By Birthday Surprise - 26/05/2014 21:18 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, my parents thought it would be a great surprise to accidentally shoot me in the leg for my birthday. FML
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SharnaaaBanana 22

With an actual bullet? Or something like a BB gun?

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fsomelife 26

Bazooka. Nothing out of the ordinary.

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Aliakatherin 19

When you get asked what you got for your birthday, you can simply tell people you got a shot. Just don't specify that it was with a gun, happy birthday op!

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Yeah...pretty sure that's highly illegal and should be reported immediately. Of course, OP doesn't specify the type of "shot" - was it a gun, paintball gun, Nerf gun, or was it even a gun? Regardless, that's assault and battery and, depending on the OP's age, child abuse. This is why idiots shouldn't have access to guns...

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kasa360 2

What type of shot it was isn't specified, and being idiots or not, it is America, having a gun is the American right, they would have to change a rule that they will never change because, well, because America/murica

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kasa360 2

Too many ppl here don't get the sarcasm of the post, it isn't meant as literal as it's said, the literal version would just state that they somehow managed to accidentally shoot him/her, the "great surprise" part is more sarcastic :P

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AmericanPatriot2 3

Cut em some slack... At least they gave it a shot...

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TyChief 8

What do we want? A follow-up! When do we want it? NOW!

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mclovin22897 15

that sounds like a great story you can tell at parties.

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