Animals: Today, my parents told me that I'm no longer allowed to come...

By incendiaaa - 24/02/2013 11:17 - Australia

Today, my parents told me that I'm no longer allowed to come home from boarding school on weekends because it will confuse my cats and disrupt their lives. FML

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By sucks2suck - 19/02/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I told my parents I really missed them and wanted to come home for the weekend, as I haven't seen them in months. They told me that was a bad idea and they couldn't fit me into their schedule. I asked what their plans were. They said they didn't have any yet. FML

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By wallamanut - 14/12/2014 07:50 - United States - Portland

Today, my parents decided to finally kick me out of the house because they've gotten tired of seeing me "sleep around all day and being so lazy" whenever I'm home. I'm currently triple-shifting for 6 days a week. FML

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By Help me - 15/11/2022 06:00

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By wisp - 18/05/2021 10:59

Today, my father called me cruel and heartless. Why? Because while I was at school, our dogs opened the door to my room and managed to shut themselves inside all day without food or water. FML

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By sophiae123 - 18/01/2015 03:50 - United States - Cadillac

Today, my parents threatened to take away my college funds. Why? Because I complained about my 10 pm curfew during break as a freshman in college. FML

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By I can't win - 19/07/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, my parents had me pet-sitting their cats again, since they were going to be gone all day. I noticed their oven was on and wanted to turn it off, but when I do they always yell at me because they "had plans for dinner." This time however, they yelled at me for NOT turning it off, because they'd already ate. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2017 20:00 - United States - Coplay

Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML

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By AllieG33 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Albuquerque

Today, after returning from taking my sister off to college, my parents told me that our house would be a lot quieter with my sister gone. Not because she's loud, but because she has friends and I apparently don't. FML

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mangoboy1 19

Sunday 24 February 2013 16:27

You're parents are dicks.

XxDevilxXGt 26

Sunday 24 February 2013 16:27

They've cat to be kitten you..

Comments

kalenedog 11

Sunday 24 February 2013 23:10

thats just a dumb ass excuse. your parents are crazy.. choosing cats over there own child

littlefro2012 9

Monday 25 February 2013 0:04

Haha, your parents prefer cats over you. Bummer. Cuz cats suck!

cetlawizard 15

Tuesday 26 February 2013 5:39

I don't get why people say cats suck...#1 Cats DON'T suck & #2 saying any animal sucks is just another form of prejudice (similar if not the same a being racist)

pattayarick 8

Monday 25 February 2013 0:41

Ummm, yeah, that's not the real reason. My guess is that you're in boarding school because you're an asshole, and THAT'S the reason that they don't want you there. Just a guess.

KareBear7364 5

Monday 25 February 2013 0:47

I feel the love...

mattyiscool123 26

Monday 25 February 2013 0:57

This sounds very unrealistic are you sure this is real?

bb0911 4

Monday 25 February 2013 1:03

More like it will disrupt their sex lives.... your parents' that is.

ardencred 7

Monday 25 February 2013 1:39

would you care for some grey poupon! What a douche

ashlette_69420 4

Monday 25 February 2013 1:40

you parents shouldve never had kids if the were going to put some stupid ass animal befor you seriously and they dont get to see you all that much but no dont want the cats to get distrought seriously the fn cats arnt that sensitive stupid ass people