Animals: Today, my parents told me that I'm no longer allowed to come...

By incendiaaa - 24/02/2013 11:17 - Australia

Today, my parents told me that I'm no longer allowed to come home from boarding school on weekends because it will confuse my cats and disrupt their lives. FML

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You deserved it 3 033

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By cat co-parent - 03/01/2015 00:11 - Australia

Today, my mum sat me down for a serious talk about not being home enough - not because she misses me, but because the family cat needs more stability in her life. FML

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By sucks2suck - 19/02/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I told my parents I really missed them and wanted to come home for the weekend, as I haven't seen them in months. They told me that was a bad idea and they couldn't fit me into their schedule. I asked what their plans were. They said they didn't have any yet. FML

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By Sky - 25/07/2018 01:30

Today, since my parents always told me that I was welcome to come home whenever I want or need, I decided to stop by. They'd changed the locks and wouldn't let me in. FML

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You deserved it 334

By wallamanut - 14/12/2014 07:50 - United States - Portland

Today, my parents decided to finally kick me out of the house because they've gotten tired of seeing me "sleep around all day and being so lazy" whenever I'm home. I'm currently triple-shifting for 6 days a week. FML

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You deserved it 2 857

It's raining cats and dogs

By Help me - 15/11/2022 06:00

Today, I'm gonna have to make the very difficult decision to ask my roommate to get rid of his dogs. They're not only the most disobedient little shits I've ever known, but they're also terrifying my cats. My oldest cat, who has always been pretty chill, quiet, and independent, is now vocal, clingy and nervous. FML

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You deserved it 294

Naughty boy

By wisp - 18/05/2021 10:59

Today, my father called me cruel and heartless. Why? Because while I was at school, our dogs opened the door to my room and managed to shut themselves inside all day without food or water. FML

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You deserved it 90

By sophiae123 - 18/01/2015 03:50 - United States - Cadillac

Today, my parents threatened to take away my college funds. Why? Because I complained about my 10 pm curfew during break as a freshman in college. FML

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You deserved it 5 313

Energy saving

By I can't win - 19/07/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, my parents had me pet-sitting their cats again, since they were going to be gone all day. I noticed their oven was on and wanted to turn it off, but when I do they always yell at me because they "had plans for dinner." This time however, they yelled at me for NOT turning it off, because they'd already ate. FML

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You deserved it 100

By Anonymous - 07/06/2017 20:00 - United States - Coplay

Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML

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You deserved it 270

Empty nest

By AllieG33 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Albuquerque

Today, after returning from taking my sister off to college, my parents told me that our house would be a lot quieter with my sister gone. Not because she's loud, but because she has friends and I apparently don't. FML

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mangoboy1 19

Sunday 24 February 2013 16:27

You're parents are dicks.

XxDevilxXGt 26

Sunday 24 February 2013 16:27

They've cat to be kitten you..

Comments

aplexis 8

Sunday 24 February 2013 17:37

I fear that humanity is growing stupider and stupider and all the smart ones will die out.. Then all the stupid ones will die from their stupid decisions.. So...we will all die.

Dynosaur_dollie 38

Sunday 24 February 2013 19:21

Well by technicality we will all die eventually, I do think you're being a little over dramatic.

Bluekaren16 19

Sunday 24 February 2013 17:37

That sticky little kitten.

mangoboy1 19

Sunday 24 February 2013 17:41

Yea I think the cats' lives will be fine but OP's parents' sex lives will be disrupted.

vbmg152 18

Sunday 24 February 2013 17:49

WTF?? I love my dogs but, I love my kids more! That's ridiculous.

HeartOfLead 24

Monday 25 February 2013 5:19

At least you wouldn't be a bitch about it.

Shinara101 14

Sunday 24 February 2013 18:27

They would be able to get used to seeing you every weekend.

nachosbabygurl 9

Sunday 24 February 2013 18:34

I don't think its the card ur disrupting they sent you away for a reason

woiz 11

Sunday 24 February 2013 18:40

we are possessed by cats !

StrugsNotDrugs 19

Sunday 24 February 2013 18:45

I bet you're feline pretty sad right now. Feline instead of feeling... Lol k.

klaggoon 4

Sunday 24 February 2013 18:51

just remember this when you have kids and they want to visit their grandchildren. just say "you can't come to see them because it will confuse my pet cat"