Miscellaneous: Today, my parents told me that I was born to entertain my brother....

By 42 - 07/07/2010 09:43 - Canada

Today, my parents told me that I was born to entertain my brother. I have found the meaning of life. FML

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You deserved it 4 119

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By H1dd3n - 01/06/2013 23:31 - United States - La Quinta

Today, I found out that my parents were artists when they met. My mom said that I was one of their best projects yet. My sister, hearing what my mother said, broke my week-old PS3 in a rage. FML

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Protip

By LovedByFamily - 08/10/2012 15:08 - Germany - Köln

Today, I found out that my mom gives my brother tips on how to hurt my feelings the most. FML

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You deserved it 2 318

Great parenting

By Anonymous - 27/03/2023 01:00 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

Today, both my mom and dad agreed I basically ruined their life by existing. They weren’t even trying to be mean, they just casually mentioned that their lives were brilliant before me, then after I was born everything turned to shit and they’ve been miserable ever since. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 109

You deserved it 123

By DeeDee - 04/02/2014 22:08 - Austria - Vienna

Today, my brother came to my first standup comedy act. He'd apparently read my material beforehand, and kept finishing my jokes for me. FML

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You deserved it 5 448

Got talent?

By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 20:56 - United States - Collingswood

Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 967

You deserved it 12 229

What does it all mean?

By Anonymous - 20/10/2022 16:00

Today, I once again realized that I have no idea what I am supposed to do in this life, and don't know what to do with myself. I just live because that's the easiest thing to do, and try to entertain myself while searching for meaning. The meaning to my life; what I should pursue. I've been searching for a long time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 773

You deserved it 289

By edulover - 01/01/2011 01:16 - United States

Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 720

You deserved it 6 411

Lonely boy hiding behind the front door

By Anonymous - 17/03/2022 06:00

Today, I learned that my parents know that I have no friends when they told me to go and make some. FML

I agree, your life sucks 750

You deserved it 156

By ChloeisaDoll - 21/07/2019 06:01

Today, I was told I have a brother… By a stranger in a parking lot, while leaving my grandfather's wake. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 924

You deserved it 126

Not anyone's favorite

By Anonymous - 13/11/2022 10:00

Today, everyone at school told me to wish my brother a happy birthday. We're twins. FML

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You deserved it 104

ArtIsResistance7 1

Wednesday 7 July 2010 16:09

They couldn't do it on their own! They had enough trouble raising you to do their bidding. I like the username. The meaning of life is...42!

treyroxx 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 16:12

hey it's not to bad at least u were planned

Comments

jackobitch 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 1:15

The same reason i was created

3dog3x 3

Thursday 8 July 2010 1:20

better than being born as an accident from a cheap night in Vegas or somtin

BallinJ 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 1:27

sounds like incest to me.

trinithis 2

Thursday 8 July 2010 1:30

So you are your brother's sex doll? Sounds groovy to me. Have fun being a concubine!

coronapapi 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 3:55

ha, my parents told me the same exact thing. and I hate my brother. lol

JokeMeister 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 6:09

They did lie.

JokeMeister 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 6:11

*They DIDNT lie.*

iQthug 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 11:46

i would end your life

pollyanna5201 6

Thursday 8 July 2010 16:04

At least you are not 'squirrel boy'

friskyfred69 0

Friday 9 July 2010 3:42

Uhmmm, that doesn't mean your life sucks though? most fmls aren't a huge deal anymore..

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Today, I was on my bed on top of my boyfriend when I lost my balance and fell. My father walked in the door to see what the noise was. I don't know what is more embarrassing, my father walking in, or him walking in and saying, "That's an expensive bed." FML

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Today, I received an envelope with my name written in beautiful writing in my mailbox. I just moved in the day before and hadn't given the address to anyone or met my neighbors yet so I was a bit surprised by it, even more surprised to find nothing but a dick pic inside. FML

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Today, I was sitting at my desk eating cereal with my cat sleeping on my lap. I got a really funny text and I started laughing hysterically, and spilled my cereal all over my cat. I'll let you know how my legs, arms, neck and face heal up. FML

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Today, I was called fat by my boyfriend's old-fashioned mom. I'm not close to fat but I'm not really skinny either so she calls me fat. She also complained that my feet makes noise when I walk and that girls shouldn't make noise when walking. This week has been hell. FML

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