By K Holed - 29/01/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, my parents told me that they received a letter from a prison. Being curious they opened it up and read the entire thing. It was from this girl I randomly met. Now I have a prison stalker and my parents think I date felons. FML
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familyguyfan 0

How did she get your address? I'd keep an eye open if I were you

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raabhimself 0

If you take her to a club, she can watch your back! I wouldn't fight an ex con.

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Blame_The_Dog 0

why didn't you reply to my mothers letters you ******!

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Ketchup_Castle 30

Haha. I'd love to see OP say that to their parents.

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xNephilim 18

Your parents are way out of line... And there's nothing wrong with dating felons... You can get a felony for the most ridiculous things.

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girlrome 19

I am curious, what was in the letter? Did she proclaim her undying love for you? And threatened to kill you if you didn't reciprocate?

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burritosrgood 12

They told me THEY got a letter from a federal prison

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devildog562 33

Felons aren't all bad. People change, and it's good that you were nice enough to write her.

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Why_me499 21

pretty sure that's illegal if it was addressed to you.

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dedanjel 33

If you're 18 or older, your parents just turned themselves into felons. Remind them of that, and they might leave your mail alone in the future.

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