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By parentalfail - 25/12/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, my parents told me they're getting a divorce. However, they asked me not to tell any of the family so that the news doesn't spoil Christmas. Thanks, Mom and Dad. FML

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By carolinagirl - 04/04/2011 16:23 - United States

Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML

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By jordan.marie97 - 09/08/2015 06:27 - Australia

Today, my parents told me they were getting divorced, at the beginning of a family road trip, adding that this'll be the last thing we ever do as a family. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2014 20:02 - United States - Pennsville

Today, my parents refused to give my daughter her Christmas presents as an act of revenge against her father. FML

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By Anon - 26/12/2015 02:03 - United States

Today, I thought my mom and I could put aside our differences and open our Christmas presents. When she opened mine, she turned to my dad and said she didn't want the present, so I could give it to someone else. 'Tis the season. FML

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Breaking news

By ApparentlyEmo - 18/02/2010 06:06 - United States

Today, my mom called asking for advice on how to flirt with her personal trainer. I thought she was joking and asked her what Dad would think. Turns out they're getting divorced. They decided this three weeks ago. No one told me. FML

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By zoe777 - 09/11/2013 02:54 - United States

Today, my mother not only told me that my ex-husband will be spending Thanksgiving with her and my dad, but that I'm also no longer invited to spend the holiday with my family. FML

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By kris - 22/08/2011 16:06 - United States

Today, my mom let it slip that she was divorcing my dad. After making me promise to keep it from him and my little sisters, she had me help her with her plans to renovate the house. She intends to kick him out once it's done. FML

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By Toloveornottolove - 12/06/2016 16:08 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML

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Hey, well, happy birthday anyway

By elmoisdead2131 - 09/02/2021 14:01

Today, my parents took me out to dinner. I thought they were taking me because it's my birthday. Turns out they are getting divorced. They forgot it was my birthday. FML

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Festive spirit

By kingkarnie - 12/12/2010 01:55 - United States

Today, my mother called to uninvite me from Christmas, my ex-wife is going and she doesn't want it to be awkward for her. FML

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Oz_Alice 0

Friday 25 December 2009 22:52

Of course, your son doesn't count as family *facepalm*

ze4life 0

Friday 25 December 2009 22:28

ouch

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ichat21 9

Sunday 27 December 2009 0:56

aw that sucks, I'm sorry ): I hope u could find something good in ur Christmas anyways

NitemareB4Xmasx3 0

Monday 28 December 2009 6:10

Wow if that's what ur parents call a Christmas present, then they are sadly mistaken. Sorry bout that...

danii_s2 0

Monday 28 December 2009 14:37

death stand. very true. I know it can b completely a hormone/chemical imbalance. I was diagnosed after my parents divorced, 10 years ago. three years ago I went on medication, and two years ago I saw another psychiatrist. he's explained a lot of my repeditive feelings, actions

ScornedHeart 0

Friday 1 January 2010 2:18

the same thing happened to me but it was thanksgiving and instead of divorce i found out that my mom had been cheating on my dad with his best friend for the past four years. His best friend and my mom have been going out for 2 years now (not including when she was with my dad). He's a total asshole to both me and her.