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By xxxkkxxx - 29/07/2011 15:37 - Hong Kong

Today, my parents took me on a plane ride for a vacation in Hong Kong. What they didn't tell me was that the "vacation" is extended for three years. FML

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By unwanted - 11/08/2009 20:31 - Canada

Today, I told my mom about how my friend is going to China for a year instead of college. My mom suggested that I could do the same. When I told her that a trip to China is probably more expensive than my college tuition, my mom replied, "Not for a one way ticket". FML

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By homeless4Christmas - 24/12/2009 05:54 - New Zealand

Today, I flew my wife, myself and three kids to pay a surprise visit to my parents who were going to be alone for Christmas. When we arrived, we found out they decided to go on vacation. We have nowhere to go. FML

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By MdT - 23/05/2009 11:51 - South Africa

Today, my family returned from a holiday in Egypt. A holiday that I really wanted to spend with them. As if leaving me behind wasn't bad enough, they then made me watch a 200-picture slideshow of how much fun they had. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2020 04:07 - Netherlands - Bergeyk

Today, I found out my boyfriend is booking my dream vacation to Bali with his brothers, 6 months after he told me we couldn't go on vacation this year because he doesn’t have the money. They planned this within a week. I had been planning it with him for months. FML

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By hahahaha91 - 03/10/2009 07:59 - United States

Today, I woke up excited for my trip to Jamaica with my friends. We went to the airport, and I gave them my passport to check in. They gave it back. It had expired three weeks ago. I watched my friends board the plane while I'm stuck in the city. FML

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Friday 29 July 2011 19:20

shit dude, stop pressing send!

socalduude879 1

Friday 29 July 2011 19:22

quadruple post...how did that even...

Comments

minimog16uk 8

Monday 1 August 2011 16:12

How can your parents not tell you it will be for three years? It must be hard, especially since you wouldn't have said a proper goodbye to your friends.

workmymojo 7

Monday 1 August 2011 21:44

No way! I live in HK:)

SPC117 5

Tuesday 2 August 2011 4:46

look on the brightside! At least you have the biggest penis in the entire country!

honbut 1

Tuesday 2 August 2011 16:07

It's a great place..

CharmaineShih 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:27

Cool (: I live in Hong Kong.

MaryPoppins88 14

Wednesday 17 August 2011 5:32

Well that's shitty! Your parents suck!

suprecool01 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 2:52

Maybe you can be the next karate kid

hateevryone 14

Thursday 6 October 2011 20:56

Some vacation, huh? Have fun!!

edoohan619 10

Monday 12 December 2011 23:49

wouldnt you have noticed the amount of stuff they took with them?

circsmonky 4

Saturday 17 December 2011 9:43

your complaining that your parents are paying for and taking you on a long vacation? i wish I had your problems

Dilwann 27

Saturday 16 February 2013 21:59

I'm fairly sure OP is implying that they temporarily moved there for work or something. I myself would hate that to happen to me. It would be a 3 year setback in school, meaning I'd graduate when I'd be... 26. Ouch.